“CHICKEN OPPORTUNITY” by Patrick Henry

I barely pay attention to Flowbee‘s Fortress of Fucknuttery anymore because it’s plunged deep into the level of relentless loathsome douchebaggery and consequential irrelevancy reserved for the likes of Emperor Misha (I swear, he calls himself Emperor) from Anti-Iditarod Rottwanker and that midget thing from South Africa, but Sadly, No! is still on the case and found (surprise!) an “amazing mix or racism and stupidity.” When I checked out SusanSubHUMAN’s (surprise!) offensive and inaccurate post I was delighted to see my favorite PUMA poet Patrick Henry (previous examples here and here) was still unspooling his literary genius in the comment threads at Flowbee‘s place o’ disgrace.  Please enjoy his latest:

“CHICKEN OPPORTUNITY” by Patrick Henry

Well…
That just really Proves that YOBAMA is an OPPORTUNIST…
      like they been saying he is…
He Saw the
      CHICKEN OPPORTUNITY…
and
      He TOOK it..

He possibly sent JOE BIDEN
      in first
      to create
a Distraction…
Proving
      that He
      can be
a POLICY maker..

His POLICY…
Turn Your Back and
      Your CHICKEN is Mine..

Guess
we know
we better
      be lockin up the HEN house..

There is a Fox
      in the HOOD…

[hat tip Brendan for the S,N! link]

Posted by Kevin K. on 09/02/08 at 12:26 PM • Permalink

Ya know Kev, there is a reason we don’t read Flowbee ... I mean, he’s got as much influence as my little cat. Really. Personally, I think you give him far too much exposure.

Personally, I think you give him far too much exposure.

True.  Honestly, I barely look at NQ these days and don’t think I’ve written about them in quite some time.

What about “CHICKEN OPPORTUNITY,” though? C’mon, that guy’s right up there with Whitman.

Dolt Poetry Jam?

Flowbee’s let his site descend into Free Republic Lite.  Why they still have the Hillary graphics up, I can only imagine is because he’s too lazy to take them down.  I’ve pretty much quit checking it out because I have no interest in reading hardcore right-wing blogs.

That is the worst poem I have ever seen.

And I’ve seen some bad ones.

Just because you re-arrange your sentences to look ‘trippy’ does not a poem make.

But that goes without saying, huh?

I know Flowbee’s site has completely gone over the edge, but that’s half the fun of going there.

I’m still chuckling about my time spent watching the talking heads last night.

It’s a tough day for a “Republican strategist” when you are openly laughed at by Larry King and two Democratic commentators.

It got no better for them on MSNBC either, again, the open laughter and mockery of the GOP talking points was hilarious.

Just because you re-arrange your sentences to look ‘trippy’ does not a poem make.

Actually, to be fair to Patrick (yes, I’m doing this), I always rearrange his sentences for the funny.  Here’s his original comment:

Well…That just really Proves that YOBAMA is an OPPORTUNIST…like they been saying he is…
He Saw the CHICKEN OPPORTUNITY…and He TOOK it..

He possibly sent JOE BIDEN in first to create a Distraction…Proving that He can be a POLICY maker..

His POLICY…Turn Your Back and Your CHICKEN is Mine..

Guess we know we better be lockin up the HEN house..

There is a Fox in the HOOD…

His comments are always so weird and disjointed, I figured one extra “twist” was in order.

Nice touch with the ebonics, as well, Patrick.  Stay classy!

Okay.  I was had.

Isn’t Patrick Henry a GOP pol of some sort?  Like a state Rep or something?

Isn’t Patrick Henry a GOP pol of some sort?  Like a state Rep or something?

Yeah, he’s the dipshit fundie from North Carolina or Virginia, sumtin like dat.