CHRIST ALMIGHTY! ... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! ... IT’S ANOTHER WEBLOG AWARDS UPDATE!!!!!!! [UPDATED!!!]

Rumproast is pretty solid when it comes to nomination votes for the Weblog Awards, but feel free to pass a few more nods our way in these two categories (click the green “+” sign!): Best Very Large Blog and Best Online Community. We’re also up for Best Humor Blog, but someone nominated the blog Vagina Drum in that category, so we’re officially withdrawing our nomination as a show of solidarity with our sisters at The New Agenda because VAGINAS AREN’T DRUMS!

Also please vote for Wonkette and this loathsome douchebag’s blog in the Best Liberal Blog category because you do remember last year, don’t you?  How could you not want that to happen again? Oh joy!

In addition, I’d like to personally encourage you to vote for the Pajama Pundit for Best Large Blog because he’s a very nice man and he keeps congratulating us on Twitter and he posts something new on his blog every 43 seconds, even when he’s sleeping. Naked. (It’s all a lie.)

Finally, ShortsandPants for Best New Political Blog!  That is an order!

Feel free to endorse, beg and plead in the comments for other blogs.  Our lawyer will take it all under advisement (or whatever it is lawyers do).

(p.s. Zandar, hook your shit up with Technorati and we’ll get the awesome power of Rumproast behind you in whatever size category you land in as long as it’s not ours. We’ve already got these fuckers to worry about.)

UPDATE: Don’t believe the Instaputz “promise.” Like Obama, he will let you down! (But go ahead and vote for them. It doesn’t matter because LG&M just entered the fray and they will destroy both of us because they’re lawyers and very adept at cheating. Preemptive sore-loserism activated!)

MORE: Oops, forgot Rumproast pal Johnny Pez! Vote!

ONE MORE: Too Old For Maxim! Click click click!

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/13/09 at 08:32 AM • Permalink

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Kevin, after all the yowling and shrieking last year from those chowderheads at that noxious Effluents, or whatever that bacilli-choked thing is, you know what isn’t there when you go to best very large blog? Rumproast’s green arrow to click on! Apparently the PUMAs’ cheating/haxxing perl-writing genius subcontracted out the work to somebody competent, a PUMA first!

This must be addressed. I’m ashamed to say I noticed it before, but then I saw a shiny thing and forgot about it entirely.

I’m going to say something mildly reproving to Mr. Aylsward.

Ha, fixed. Alessandro Machi will not defeat us!

Alessandro Machi is reviled even by PUMAs.

Kevin, I don’t see it; the little green doohickey still doesn’t seem to be there. The remarkably confusing little word-balloons don’t help. I wonder if that’s why jumpinginpools is so popular; have you ever heard of it before?

Oh, those cwazy PUMAs.  As I recall, I flattened one of those guys in my category last year… memmmmoreeeeez…

Yeah, I do post a lot, don’t I?  Maybe not every 43 seconds… but at least I’m naked.  *shudder*

The ‘Roast will always have my allegiance.  Thanks to all who vote—especially for me!

PJ

Postscript: my captcha word is ‘justice68’.  Off by one…

Nooch.

PP, yeah, that’s right.  You beat the dreadful Deadenders blog last year. Yet another PUMA dream destroyed. It looks like they’ve all given up this year, though. Too bad, because it sure was fun to read stuff like this.

Alessandro Machi is reviled even by PUMAs.

I know they love her, but I don’t think Twisty was ever really a PUMA, was she?

Twisty is to PUMAs what sharks are to remoras. Lacking an intellectual framework for their preconceived notions of grievance, PUMAs cribbed random bits of Twisty’s oeuvre, failing to note the larger context since they are intellectually incapable of it. I no more blame Twisty for the PUMAs than I blame Hillary Clinton for them.

@KK and Betty

The Patriarchy recognizes no such fine distinctions, but I’m grateful for the education.

I was psyched about Rumproast possibly being a finalist for Best Online Community, but it may mean competing with the ex-LGF members at The Blogmocracy.  That could be really, really icky. How icky?  Notice I’m not linking to their blog.  That icky.

Truce?

Comment by ts on 11/13/09 at 11:14 AM

Truce?

TS, I think we should both team up and endorse Nice Deb and take down LG&M for SMASHING OUR DREAMS.

I was just think that. If we can box out LGM, we won’t get massacred.

Well I appreciate the vote of confidence guys, but getting my blog confirmed on Technorati has got me convinced that Max Baucus is in charge of the process over there.

Put in an app weeks ago, and again last week, still haven’t heard anything back from them on my account.

Z, that sucks.  I claimed my blog a while ago, but remember it being pretty quick.

bah! it all depends of what your blog is all about and how many posts you have…. if you’re borderline sometimes they’ll ignore you for a while just to see if you post anything new….

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