There’s never a can of Mace around when you need one, is there?

I like how in the screenshot it appears Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s more portly brother is wearing a sombrero. Ole!

Apparently this blog’s purpose is to ridicule any and all people that come to the aid or defense of women in the public eye.

Apparently this blog’s purpose is to ridicule any and all people that come to the aid or defense of women in the public eye.

Comment by Alessandro Machi on 10/19/09 at 08:17 PM

Actually, no.  The purpose of this blog is to ridicule people like you with sub-standard intelligence.

Just so I’m clear on this, Alessandro - are you a PUMA or not?

C’mon, Tom, Alessandro doesn’t even know any PUMAs, remember?

Holy neverending bitterness, Batman,  the days-old Siskind bucket of swill at Huffpo is alive again.

Unlike nature, these scavenging creatures don’t serve a useful purpose, other than being able to dig into the deserted battlefield and crow, “I win!” across the windswept, empty plain.

Oxymoron means “entirely opposites, shouldn’t even be in the same sentence, not connected, mutually exclusive.”

Really? I thought it meant someone dumb enough to think an over-the-counter scrub is going to clear up their acne.

House band, a rimshot for gil, please!

Oh, my.  I think we may have chased Mr. Machi away.  What is it about PUMAs and running away when confronted?

You all seem to have so much fun you don’t really require an opponent, you embellish as you go along.

Polly, you’re link makes no sense.  I have never denied not being a PUMA.

My guess is he ran back to one of those PUMA blogs he knows nothing about and tattled on us.

That’s what he did the last time he wandered in here and got melvined on a comment thread.

better fix that “your” before it leads to 2,000 more posts form the rumps of roast.

from.

You know the cops were thinking “Why don’t we go somewhere else and let the fuckheads get on with their slap fight?”

gimme, looks more like a rather lame attempt at cybersquatting to moi.

Alessandro Machi has tremendous ideas for Starbucks, Target, Subway, The Post Office, and for a new brand of dog food. Alessandro would like to present his million dollar ideas to decision makers at these companies.

See, there you go. If he were a PUMA he’d have a new idea for PUMA food.

June 18th, 2008, I did not have anything to do with PUMA.

DailyPUMA started in November of 2008 just after the election.

Why is it these PUMAs think that we wimmin need someone to stick up for us?  I mean really?  Not to put too fine a point on it but Hillary Clinton, you know the Secretary of State one, could probably kick your ass, all day long and twice on Sundays, without any help whatsoever from any PUMAs (ask Bill).  Please feel free to keep defending Bible Spice however, seeing as she seems to be incabable of either a) sticking to a job, or b) taking any sort of critique, I do not need nor do I want a whiny bitch with a personality disorder in any sort of political power simply for the fact that she has a productive vagina, thank you very much.  Now piss off.

I have never denied not being a PUMA.

What did you not know and when didn’t you know it? At long last, have you not a lack of indecency?

Once I started DailyPUMA, I considered myself a PUMA. Before that, there was no way to really connect with the other PUMA’s.  There were too many blogs and too few time to check in.

I’m still struggling with “I have never denied not being a PUMA”... it makes my head hurt.

The only thing I think could improve it would be… “I have never denied not being anti-Obama”

lol, they’re that good.

Alessandro Machi has tremendous ideas for Starbucks, Target, Subway, The Post Office, and for a new brand of dog food. Alessandro would like to present his million dollar ideas to decision makers at these companies.

Wait, where’s that from? Sounds like Abe Simpson but with douchey smarm.

Michael, Barack Obama was my fave until the first week in feb.  I was temporarily disabled and could not leave the couch for several days. In that time I got to see MSNBC, Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews in action on an hour by hour basis.

I went from being completely naive and a faithful democrat who thought Barack Obama was cool, to 10 ten days later being amazed at how Keitho was lambasting Hillary Clinton every chance he got.

Then when I saw Huffington Post doing the same thing, I learned of the Hillary Clinton Forum .net and I started doing some serious research.

My conclusion is that Barack Obama cheated in the democratic caucus contests, probably had ACORN helping to stuff the voting box in the caucus contests, and that Barack Obama accepted tens of millions of dollars in FRAUDULENT credit card donations.

I was temporarily disabled and could not leave the couch for several days. In that time I got to see MSNBC, Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews in action on an hour by hour basis.

Wow.  So watching Keith and Tweets and reading the (now) Daou and Siskind-ridden HuffPo for a couple of days set you off of Obama.  Interesting.  You seem to be easily influenced by opinion media.

DailyPUMA makes it easier to see what the PUMAsphere is blogging about.

Don’t need no DailyPUMA for that, Alessandro:

1. How dare they/He do this to her/Me!
2. She/I’ll show them/Him!

3. Repeat 1 and 2.

It’s a psycho-to-English online dictionary?

And yes, Mrs. Polly, I’m just dropping inane one-liners to spite your comment about the snare drum.

It was around ten days of day to night watching as I had to accommodate others who liked the channel and I could not move.

I literally went from being completely naive to, wait a minute, what is going on here.

I was of the mindset that Fox supported whomever the conservatives voted as their presidential nominee, and that MSNBC would do the same.

It was quite a shock to see MSNBC jump the gun and actually influence who the nominee would be.

Mrs. Polly, come on, there is a lot of info packed on DailyPUMA.  I think I’ve done a decent job complementing the blog links with my own articles.

Wait wait wait - you became a PUMA after the elections? That’s about ten different types of lame, wrapped in cheese and backed into a FAIL crust.

Mrs. Polly, come on, there is a lot of info packed on DailyPUMA.

Sorry, Alessandro, it’s the proofreader in me.

there is a lot of info packed on DailyPUMA. 

A decent laxative will help you with that impactment problem. Of course, being a PUMA, you undoubtedly have come to enjoy the sensation of being full of pustulent shit.

Sandy is a sad sack, isn’t he? He actually believes that Sarah Palin is supportive of other women. This would be Sarah Palin who said that Hillary Clinton whined too much. This would be the Sarah Palin who is endorsing Rick Perry over Kay Bailey Hutchison in the Texas GOP gubernatorial primary. (Whatever happened to “special place in hell for women who don’t support other women?” I guess that only applies to women who refuse Sarah The Shit-Brained.) This would be the Sarah Palin who giggled on-air like an idiotic schoolgirl when shock jocks in Alaska called her fellow GOP female politician, State Senator Lyda Green, a ‘cancer, and a ‘bitch.’”

Yeah. OBAMA is the sexist. Not John “Rape is funny, Hillary Clinton is a bitch, Chelsea Clinton is ugly, and my wife is a cunt” McCain.

All anyone needs to know about PUMA is that they supported an anti-feminist ticket out of a hissy fit that the “inadequate black male” won the primary contest, fair and square, over the vicarious vaginal stand-in that they supported because they have nothing to show for their own sad ignorant racist little lives of endless FAIL. Of course, since PUMA is also now a synonym for “failure,” their support meant jack shit.

Also, Betty, your use of “douchebags” seems to have summoned one of their minions.

Don’t you dare go there [link not included], if you start reading my columns, you will be hooked, you’ll end up reading them from the last several months, their that good.

I mean it! Don’t click on my blog and up my traffic! Stay back! Back, I say!

Beetledouche! Beetledouche! Beetledouche!

Beetledouche! Beetledouche! Beetledouche!

Damn it woman! That made me laugh so hard I woke the S.O.

Beetledouche! Beetledouche! Beetledouche!

Great. Now we’ll be getting visits from Meatprod AND Daou.

Betty, it’s good that white tea doesn’t show on beige keyboards!

That was pretty funny guys. I was busy watching my Phillies spank the dodgers, so i missed the visit by one of the most bizarre and idiotic PUMAs out there.

His comments defending Siskind do more to impeach her than anything we could have written there!

Comment by RubberNecker on 10/20/09 at 12:16 AM

Ah, yes.  What a win that was!

I, too, was distracted enough by that to not be able to give Mr. Machi my full attention.

@gimme

Judging from his professional and PUMA-hobby online writings, I’m fairly certain no one can give Sandy the attention he craves.

It seems to be a full-time job for him to take himself seriously.

if you start reading my columns, you will be hooked, you’ll end up reading them from the last several months, their [sic] that good. - Comment by Alessandro Machi on 10/19/09 at 10:21 PM

You should call your columns “Aless in Pumaland”.

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Dailypuma is in the top three percentile of all blogs tracked by google blogtracker.  I don’t need your hits.

However, if you like being smart and informed, DailyPUMA not only offers brilliant PUMA blogs, but there is even a column for more conservative views.

I have never given my opinion of Sarah Palin other than people from Alaska are automatically disrespected because they are from Alaska. It’s called Alaskaism.

Where did “Sandy” come from?

Oh, I get it, you saw the name plate in the photo.

Where did “Sandy” come from?

I can’t say for sure, but I imagine it involved a petri dish.

Dailypuma is in the top three percentile of all blogs tracked by google blogtracker.

Really? According to Alexa and Quantcast, your traffic’s too small to measure.

Well, join google blog tracker and see how your site does.  DailyPUMA in the top 3% of 22,400 blogs that are registered with blogtracker.

Alexa and Quantcast separate dailypuma.con and dailypuma.blogsnot.com when they count.

If what you say was true, with a ranking like that they should still be able to estimate numbers, so prove it.

I thought Google was run by Obots anyway. Shame on you, you Soros tool, you.

And how’s that birther stuff going?