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Charlie Sheen shares a number of characteristics with the common house cat. Both creatures are attractive, don’t always relieve themselves in the appropriate receptacle and will give you massive amounts of attitude before, during and after they wreck up your shit. Remorse is not in them; That would mean less room for the crazy.*

Sadly, mankind has been deprived of a total melding of the Felix Domesticus/Sheen experience.

Rejoice, for our suffering ends now!

* Yes, I own cats. No, I don’t know why. Yes, I am afraid they’ll read this and harm me.

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/26/11 at 11:03 PM • Permalink

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Yes, I am afraid they’ll read this and harm me.

More likely because they noticed you crushed my post. Cats hate that.
;->

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 02/26/11 at 11:57 PM

I felt really bad about this.

Until I viewed a few seconds of what you posted.

You are an evil man, posting YAFB’s home movies like that.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/27/11 at 07:22 AM
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