Coming Soon to a Screen Near You! Beauty vs. The Beast
We’ll be liveblogging tonight’s VP debate, beginning at 9 p.m. ET.
Will Joe Biden kick the evening off by ambling across the stage and sitting daintily on Martha Raddatz’s knee, to her obvious delight?
Will Paul Ryan flounce out in a cloud of talcum powder?
Will the booze stash stand up to the onslaught?
Will this chickenwire barrier I’ve erected in front of my laptop hold out for the whole 90 minutes?
Will Chicago derail the media narrative by taking down Twitter and Farmville, leaving the rest of the world to figure out WTF just happened for themselves?
Time alone will tell. Join us if you don’t like screaming at your screen without company.