Confucian’s [sic] mother

Yet another truckload of FAIL, this time squeezed into just one sentence.

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/07/09 at 09:57 AM • Permalink

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She’s been phoning it in for a while now. I give it two months before she declares victory and shuts down.

I hope she sues General Motors.

Awww, Necker you beat me to it.

I’m telling you, if we could mate Erick Erickson and Ms. Smurfy, the resulting child would either be a genius of breath-taking beauty or a brainless blob.

In other news, Vermont has just become as cool as Iowa.

And Gov. Douglas is a putz.

Tuesday morning’s legislative action came less than a day after Douglas issued a veto message saying the bill would not improve the lot of gay and lesbian couples because it still would not provide them rights under federal and other states’ laws.

Pathetic.

Among the celebrants in the lobby were former Rep. Robert Dostis, D-Waterbury, and his longtime partner, Chuck Kletecka. Dostis recalled efforts to expand gay rights dating to an anti-discrimination law passed in 1992.

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Dostis said he and Kletecka will celebrate their 25th year together in September.

“Is that a proposal?” Kletecka asked.

“Yeah,” Dostis replied. “Twenty-five years together, I think it’s time we finally got married.”

No. I’m not crying. I’ve got something stuck in my eye.

Yep, a truckload o’ fail in the one sentence, and a relatively short post that is an entire freighter o’ fail. What brave widdle truth-tellers they imagine themselves to be!

If someone calls them for concentrating their fire on one religion, it must be because the critic objects to their lack of “ladylike” decorum, not that they’re behaving like bigoted, hate-mongering loons. And if someone ridicules them for coining words like “woman-lynching,” it must be because the critic sees them as “inflammatory,” not because they are ignorant jackasses who trivialize race-based terrorism and are utterly clueless about the complexities of domestic violence.

I wonder what color the sky is on their planet?

I wonder what color the sky is on their planet?

Orange.

HTP. We’ll be see this happening again and again; all the Governor Douglases can’t hold it back. Joy, bliss, hankies all round.

Betty, they came up with a new one, too: “man-attacks.

Not that man-attacks aren’t serious—I had a friend was a victim of man-attacks; she once thought she was a man for upwards of a week.

There aren’t any serious afteraffects, besides being unable to return the dozen fruit-of-the-looms briefs she bought. At least they were on sale.

No. I’m not crying. I’ve got something stuck in my eye.

Well I am. Crying. :-) I think the tidal wave is starting to build.  They’re getting ready to introduce a bill here in CO to overturn the constitutional ban on same sex marriage too.

I wish I could be crazy.  Completely unfettered from reality, they always seem to have the highest self esteem.

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