Congressman Allen West: Nimitz-Class Asshole


...as if it weren’t obvious from his choice of pals.

Nobody doubts that Florida Congressmen Allen West ranks high among the most embarrassing outcomes of America’s spasm of Know-Nothing exuberance in 2010. But, lately, he’s working overtime to make sure nobody forgets what a petty little fuck he is.

Today, after Debbie Wasserman Schultz criticized him for supporting Cut, Cap and Trade on the floor of the House, he fired a gun next to her head fired off the sort of email you generally expect from the pussy-ass lawn inspector down the street who thinks your collection of Garden Gnomes is a pencil in the Eye of God:

You are the most vile, unprofessional ,and despicable member of the US House of Representatives. If you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face, otherwise, shut the heck up. Focus on your own congressional district!

I am bringing your actions today to our Majority Leader and Majority Whip and from this time forward, understand that I shall defend myself forthright against your heinous characterless behavior…...which dates back to the disgusting protest you ordered at my campaign hqs, October 2010 in Deerfield Beach.

My guess is he was still nursing an erection from his guest-post yesterday on the Web site Red Country, where he proclaimed that a fairly substantial subsection of the American electorate is biologically defective:

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.

Coming from a man who, in any civilized nation, would be touring the country on the back of a tumbrel, this doesn’t offend me overmuch. However, I can’t deny hoping that West — who is frequently floated as a fantasy VEEP pick for La Palin — is one of the first virulent delusions that America discards when it eventually remembers itself, and the potent restorative power of shame.

[UPDATE:] Just too funny, from commenter unclemike:

“If you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face….”

Yeah! And don’t email it like some chickenshi—oh, uh, nevermind.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/19/11 at 11:04 PM • Permalink

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Another schoolyard bully who has just received a long overdue poke in the eye. His tears, they are sublime.

And is there any need to point out the fReichtards’ reaction if an African-American male Democrat went after a Caucasian female Republican in half so uncivil a manner?

Didn’t think so.

The election of an extremist prick like West was something of an aberration in that purple district. My guess is they’ll kick his sorry ass to the curb next year. Then he’ll get a local talk radio gig and fade into well-deserved oblivion.

I’m seriously thinking of retiring the designation “Tea Partier” in favor of the more aptly descriptive “Feral American.”

BTW: Is he shaking hands with Sarah, or trying to pull her arm inside his vest?

@Betty Cracker ~ 2010 was such a crazy election, it’s hard to believe it will be repeated. It was a major hissy fit by baby boomers who were spooked by all the change around them. I wonder what his popularity is right now.

He has such an abhorrent personality, it’s hard to imagine any sane person supporting this clown’s actions.

It was a major hissy fit by baby boomers who were spooked by all the change around them.

It is always a surprise to me to realize that those nasty Olds yelling at the town halls weren’t my parents, but the upper end of my own demographic (I’m more of a late “that 70s show” baby boomer).

It is hard to believe that the cranky fresh into medicare group now were smack dab in the middle of the 60s hippies/peace/love/war protests era. They must have been the Young Republicans of their day.

The man got elected running on his record as a war criminal.  Is this a great country or what?

However, I can’t deny hoping that West — who is frequently floated as a fantasy VEEP pick for La Palin

Does God love us that much?

W-S issues abject apology, promises never again to offend West by word, act or deed:

“I don’t think that Congressman West is upset at the Congresswoman, but rather with the fact that she highlighted that he and other Republicans are once again trying to balance the budget on the backs of seniors, children and the middle class.”
...
“As someone who lives in Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz’s Congressional district, Congressman West knows that we have hundreds of thousands of seniors in South Florida who have paid into Medicare throughout their lives and now rely on this program to keep them healthy and active,” Beeton said. “The truth hurts.”

Psyche!

Link to The New Agenda’s outraged blog post demanding an apology from Rep. West.

Oh, wait. I was wrong. It’s something much more important:

Just after my election as president of the Homeowner’s Association in our town home complex in 2004, an older male neighbor stood nose to nose with me and said “you really need to get some men on the board because women don’t know how to do anything.”

I’m not terribly surprised at what he wrote (given his anger management issues), just shocekd that he actually sent it. That’s just six flavors of stoopid.

@ Strange:

While my foray into leadership may seem a silly comparison

Don’t forget astonishingly self-aggrandizing and unhinged from reality!

I just want to walk up to these idiots and blow a big fat raspberry in their faces.

They’ve weaponized Alan Keyes!

C’mon, guys.  Give some of us baby boomers a break.  We lived in a split universe in the ‘60s and ‘70s and still do.  Those times, they were a’changing and people of all ages were scared to death.  Some baby boomers chose to stay in the safety of their parent’s womb and some chose to break free and go in another direction.  Just like now.  Does anybody remember Nixon being elected twice?  Does anybody remember Watts?  Does anybody remember the Kennedy and Kings assassinations?  Fear is fear. And fear-mongering is still fear-mongering.

I definitely remember the (late) 60s. I think more was expected of us (I include myself, even though I’m technically a year after the boom).

He’s insane, disrespectful, and scary.  I’m glad Debbie W-S isn’t backing down.  She rocks.

“If you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face….”

Yeah! And don’t email it like some chickenshi—oh, uh, nevermind.

Wasn’t he the one “retired” over the Iraq scandals?

@SueDB — Yeah, he has some anger/authority issues.

@unclemike — I promoted your comment up to the main post. Well played!

I’m seriously thinking of retiring the designation “Tea Partier” in favor of the more aptly descriptive “Feral American.”

Wow, can I use that?

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