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Illinois Senator Mark Kirk to soon-to-be-hopeless Americans: “We eat the pig, and then together we burn.”

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 11/30/10 at 05:40 PM • Permalink

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Whenever I think of Republicans lately I visualize Quark, the Ferengi from DS9.

Jan. 5, 2011: Hungry Illinoisians are complaining of severe intestinal cramps after they devoured Sen. Kirk.

I’m not sure what creature could portray the unsullied virtue of the voters who stayed home because they wanted to teach the Dems a lesson.

But I’m sure the people whose benefits are about to end could make a few suggestions.

Whenever I think of Republicans lately I visualize Quark, the Ferengi from DS9.

No, doesn’t work.  Quark was likable.

Jan. 5, 2011: Hungry Illinoisians are complaining of severe intestinal cramps after they devoured Sen. Kirk.

Come the fuck on, HTP. We still have SOME standards in this state.

Oh wait—we elected George Ryan. And Blago.

Pass me the Kirk-on-a-stick, woncha?

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