CPAC Caters to Wingnut Whack Jobs

Attendees at a conservative conference in town this week will have the opportunity to whack a pinata of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.). Conservative Political Action Conference “CPAC” begins Thursday here in D.C. and will feature a party Friday evening where guests will have the opportunity to whack a Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) pinata.

Why is it no fair, you ask? Well, liberals couldn’t offer up, say, Michele Bachmann, Virginia Foxx, or Jean Schmidt piñatas because once you cracked them open ... nothing would fall out.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/17/10 at 02:53 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Nutters • Teabaggery • Skull Hampers •

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All you need to know about this year’s CPAC is that one of the sponsors is the John Birch Society.

Comment by jeffinfremont on 02/17/10 at 03:09 PM

All you need to know about this year’s CPAC is that one of the sponsors is the John Birch Society.

I guess the Klan’s check bounced.

Comment by Kevin K. on 02/17/10 at 03:15 PM

I eagerly await The New Agenda’s petition and subsequent press releases denouncing this odious encouragement of violence against women.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 02/17/10 at 03:22 PM

Also, even speaking as a woman who enjoys making and squishing Play-Doh Rush Limbaugh effigies, I think this Pelosi piñata thing is remarkably childish. Fer fuck’s sake! This is supposed to be a serious political gathering, and they’re going to whack a Pelosi piñata? Really?

Comment by Betty Cracker on 02/17/10 at 03:27 PM

Well, it could be a lot worse. They could all grope a cardboard cutout of her.

Comment by marindenver on 02/17/10 at 03:34 PM

I eagerly await The New Agenda’s petition and subsequent press releases denouncing this odious encouragement of violence against women.

I hope you brought sammitches.

Comment by YAFB on 02/17/10 at 03:59 PM

Being a piñata is nothing. Try keeping a baby inside you on a long flight to Alaska after your water has broken!

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 02/17/10 at 04:06 PM

Why is it no fair, you ask? Well, liberals couldn’t offer up, say, Michele Bachmann, Virginia Foxx, or Jean Schmidt piñatas because once you cracked them open ... nothing would fall out.

Plus, we’d have to endure a couple of weeks of the noise machine complaining about how libruls are so mean and uncivil and soooo condescending.

Comment by notjenna on 02/17/10 at 04:31 PM

Well, liberals couldn’t offer up, say, Michele Bachmann, Virginia Foxx, or Jean Schmidt piñatas because once you cracked them open ... nothing would fall out.

I could make a joke about 10,000 Reagan-shaped sex toys. Fortunately I’m waaaaay too classy.