CPAC Video: Breitbart completely loses it at OWS demonstrators outside [Updated]

Andrew Breitbart was in fine form during his speech at CPAC today. “I’m looking for you, you Occupy freaks with your glitterbombs. BRING IT ON!” he lisped melodramatically early in his address, which preceded this passage below, where he claims to have videos of Obama from his college years *clutchpearls* which he is going to use “to show you why racial division and class warfare are central to what hope and change was sold in 2008.”

He claims they will lay out “a narrative” involving those old RW faves Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, at whose table Breitbart and Tucker Carlson lushly dined just a few days ago. (No, there’s nothing wrong with your computer, the vid is rotated 90 degrees and whoever posted it hasn’t reorientated it.) I found a better copy via Mediaite. His spiel about the “videos” starts around 5:15.

But that’s not the screwiest Breitbart behavior of the day. This evening, having failed to locate any of the promised Occupy interlopers in the CPAC venue itself, he ventured outside to confront OWS demonstrators. “BEHAVE YOURSELF!” he roared over and over. “YOU ARE FREAKS AND ANIMALS!” “STOP RAPING PEOPLE!” “YOU FILTHY, FILTHY FREEEEAKS!” before a bunch of guys in suits bundled him off to a quiet place, or maybe an emergency appointment with a shrink.

Is this Breitbartocalypse? I’d expected it to last a little longer. I’m probably not the first person Breitbart’s disappointed in that respect.

P.S. Breitbart’s “Big” organ is curiously quiet about the antics of its proprieter this evening.

UPDATE: I’ve tracked down the source of the video to Campus Progress, which states that it was police officers who escorted Breitbart away, though elsewhere it’s said they were “security people” (which is more what they look like to me). Why wasn’t he detained/tazed/pepper sprayed? Beats me. More details are emerging on the videographer’s Twitter feed:

Did you see where he came from the bushes? Was he trying to flank them?

LMAO. What is it with wingnuts and bushes?

Posted by YAFB on 02/11/12 at 12:01 AM • Permalink

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Breitbart is one of the biggest passive-agressive bully pussies I’ve ever seen.

It would take considerable restraint to encounter him and not reflexively want to pound his face senseless…

It would take considerable restraint to encounter him and not reflexively want to pound his face senseless…

I think, in his saner lefty-baiting moments, that’s what he’s always angling for. This is different to past filmed encounters of his I’ve seen. He completely loses control.

Breitbart is one of the biggest passive-agressive bully pussies I’ve ever seen.

He’s only passive aggressive when he’s by himself. Get him in contact with other people and he goes into Angry Drunken Uncle mode. This may well be the essential example of that…

I couldn’t get out of the boat for AngryDrunkenUncle’s (thank you D Johnston) CPAC speach.  However, the water was delicious in the 1:27 Brainfart video.  The sight of him foaming at the mouth in the street, (fueled with booze and blow?), being drummed out most literally by the OWS, then hauled away.  Hi-larryusly awesome.

I think Breitbart was bitten by Bob Dornan years ago. And he’s been infected ever since. Has that same crazy look in his eye that Dornan always had. Probably happened at a party at Arianna Hufington’s place back in the day.

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“Be-HAAAVE yourself! Be-HAAAVE yourself!” Oh, my fuggin god. There are not words to describe how priceless this is.

It’s official, li’l Andy: You never have to give us anything else ever again.

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to punch him as long as you don’t.  Laughing at him would probably cause him to have a stroke.  Better to let the gods smite him.

The poor man is suffering from I’ve-inextricably-aligned-myself-with-embarrassingly-s illy-losers Derangement Syndrome . . . IDS is hell on the ego.

He is just telling them to check out his new fave movie:

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0043327/

Comment by Scratch on 02/11/12 at 09:49 AM

I’m still waiting for the long-promised Whitey Tape.

The little shit stain lives for the day that he can get a hippy to cold-cock him in front of (his) camera.

“Be-HAAAVE yourself! Be-HAAAVE yourself!” Oh, my fuggin god. There are not words to describe how priceless this is.

As somebody at DU pointed out, from now on, any time anyone’s on a TV panel with him, all they need to do to prevail over the rabid lush and become a prospective Youtube sensation is choose their moment and go, “Oh Andrew, do beHAVE!”

He looked drunk to me. Red bull and Jesus-juice?

He always looks drunk. Most of the time, he’s merely high on inchoate rage.

Damn. This guy had better watch his sodium intake or he’s going to pop like a tick.

A meme is born.  Sorry, Austin Powers, but “Oh, beHAVE” must yield to, “BEE-HAYYYYYVE YOURSELF.”

(Although “stop raping people”, yelled over and over again, has its charm.)

Although “stop raping people”, yelled over and over again, has its charm.

At the end there, when he’s being bundled away, he varies it to “STOP RAPING THE PEOPLE!”

Nope. I’ve no idea WTF that means either.

The little shit stain lives for the day that he can get a hippy to cold-cock him in front of (his) camera.

I think, in his saner lefty-baiting moments, that’s what he’s always angling for. This is different to past filmed encounters of his I’ve seen. He completely loses control.

Very true.  So yes, while that slimy weasel definitely deserves a good ass-kicking (and to be pissed upon), I agree that would be the wrong way to actually handle him.

Better to just stand up to him and resoundingly mock him until he eventually bursts into tears and runs away… He’s such an obvious wuss that it shouldn’t take to long to achieve at all…

The poor man is suffering from I’ve-inextricably-aligned-myself-with-embarrassingly-s illy-losers Derangement Syndrome . . . IDS is hell on the ego.

I imagine that the fact that his cause is dying (and that he’s contributing to its downfall) is slowly dawning on him.  Go ahead, run a national campaign predicated on limiting access to contraception, and see what it gets you!

He looked drunk to me. Red bull and Jesus-juice?

Bacardi and bile!

Harkening back to that CPAC CRAP rap, are we sure that disgraced conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart wasn’t obsessively screaming “Stop RAPPING, people,” after, y’know, seeing it?

That would probably explain his frenzy, Repsac!

Just watched it again (why, yes, it is like candy) and caught the sound of his parting shot in its entirety:

“You filthy, filthy, filthy, raping, murdering freaks!!!

Damn—it just doesn’t get better than that, does it?

A very inspirational post. Reminded me of someone else being “helped” away.

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