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During his speech last night, your preznit showed insufficient gratitude to Bush for his role in our Excellent Iraqi Adventure. Sensing that this would be the case even before the speech was delivered, prominent wingnuts preemptively dialed the Butt-Hurt Advisory Level up to Red.

However, the color-coded warning system reached unprecedented Throbbing Purple status once the last frame of the speech was viewed and the bunch who spent eight years polishing Bush’s knob realized that the Kenyan really, really, really wasn’t going admit the Sun Tzu of Crawford was Right About The Surge.

But fear not, wingnuts: Last night, Rachel Maddow gave Bush and his enablers the full measure of credit they deserve:

I’m left wondering how on earth Republicans haul their ginormous stones around without the assistance of extra-large wheelbarrows.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 09/01/10 at 10:38 AM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Barack Obama • BushCo • Bedwetters • Nutters • War In Error •

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The Iraq War is what ultimately politicized me, and it’s a damn shame that everyone who died or was wounded or permanently crippled in it—Iraqis and Americans alike—are nothing more than a one-time charge against the cost of Middle-East Reorganization, although that will not impact dividend payouts to Preferred Shareholders in the current and subsequent quarters, as detailed in the attached Forward-Looking Statement.

I can’t forgive Bill Kristol for promoting the invasion as if it were going to be a Sean Hannity Freedom Concert, but at least Paul Wolfowitz was honest with Americans when he said it wouldn’t cost more than $60 billion and some change.

Tough shit, too, I’m afraid, that we succeeded in creating an Iranian satellite nation that’s only partially under Syrian and Turkish control in the separatist zones, but hopefully the residual effects of DU poisoning will take the fight out of them eventually and Freedom, at last, Will Reign.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 09/01/10 at 11:39 AM

Tough shit, too, I’m afraid, that we succeeded in creating an Iranian satellite nation that’s only partially under Syrian and Turkish control in the separatist zones ...

And converted a nominally secular ME regime into an Islamic one, to boot (or shoe).