Dale Peterson Says Vote for Nathan Deal Or I’ll Shoot You in the Nutsack

Our old pal Dale Peterson rides again, despite having been politically annihilated in his bid to become Georgia’s Alabama’s Secretary of Agriculture. Even in Electoral Death, he has retained a certain Teabaggy fromage du pied that makes him a must-have iconic accessory for every Boss Hoggian candidate who needs to demonstrate that he has a chin-whisker more Cowboy Credibility than the other corrupt Billy Bob in the race.

[Thanks to meepmeep09 in comments for reminding me that Dale’s from Alabama, which makes this an act of Interstate Political Meddling à la Sarah Palin. That suggests to me that this is less about beating “King” Roy Barnes in Georgia than it is about establishing Dale Peterson as the “Face of Teabaggery” in the Deep South, and maybe landing him one of them fancy nature shows on cable TV. 

Run for office, lose famously, then turn your flamboyant losertude into a franchise. It’s the new American Dream.]

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 10/02/10 at 04:39 PM • Permalink

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“I’m Dale Peterson.  I wear a big stupid cowboy hat and yet, at the same time, I believe I do not look stupid.  How do you account for this?  I’ll tell you how I account for it.  I account for it by believing that a cowboy hat is a sign that the individual wearing it is not stupid.  And that individual is me.  I’m Dale Peterson.  If you don’t agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.  And when you do, tell yourself that I sent you.  I’m Dale Peterson, so I ought to know.”

@ Mr. Wonderful—Fucking brilliant. And again—fucking brilliant.

I do, however, want me some Dale Peterson Ringtones.

Dale Peterson Ringtones

Hahaha!  Please, someone, make this happen.

Look at the end of the video—they’re advertised.

Goddamn, Masked Man! You sure can talk some shit! Whew!

Minor correction - gun-totin’ hyperpatriot Dale Peterson was candidate for Ag Sec’y in neighboring Alabammy.

Comment by meepmeep09 on 10/02/10 at 10:46 PM

http://www.leftinalabama.com/tag/Dale
then tack on
_%_20_Peterson
with underlines removed and no spaces, to get how that link should look.

That percentsign20 thingie seems to be some indigestion-inducing trigger here, even if just pasted in.

Comment by meepmeep09 on 10/02/10 at 10:53 PM

@kre8tr: Now he’s beginning to piss me off!

Thanks, meepmeep. I have fixed and expanded.

Are the rapid-fire edits to simulate urgency, or because he has the memory of a carnival game goldfish?

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