Dan Riehl’s Had All He Can Stands, He Can’t Stands No More
Dan Riehl’s by-God had enough of getting elitist, America-hating arugula jammed down his throat. From now on, it’s Leafy Green Spinach, or Death.
Granted, the Right doesn’t have much to celebrate lately. Their leaders seem silly, obtuse, feckless and prone to spontaneous performances of Comic Opera on the public stage. Warring bloggers, dueling Tea Parties and freelance IEDs like Palin and Beck have unleashed Open-Source Lunacy on a 4th Generation political battlefield where Republican message-control is proving increasingly vulnerable to “Black Swans” and systempunkt attacks.
With contrarian surreality, wingnut blogs announce that the never-before-thus-unified Right is inexorably “in the Ascendant.” Conservative pundits claim Obama is “finished” and the Democrats are “committing suicide.” The Hill is alive with vows to “recapture Congress” and “take back the Country.” Nonetheless, the USS Usurper steams blithely ahead, intent on reaching its destination and indifferent to the Conservative howl that “reconciliation” is a legislative equivalent of the Black Mass, with Orc-eyed Obama presiding over a blasphemous procedural peversion where Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi dance widdershins whilst reciting the Constitution backwards.
On a cinematic scale of vengeance-spawning insults, last week’s tableau of senior Congressional Republicans seated in a Kindergarten-desk semicircle as Prof. Obama distributed juice boxes, Fruit Roll-Ups and stern upbraids rivals Capt. Kirk’s stranding of Ricardo Montalban on Ceti Aplha V. But it’s the prospect of reconciliation that finally has Conservatives channeling Ahab.
Now, it’s not enough to just to defeat Obama. He must be disaggregated at the molecular level, and his atoms flung to the far corners of the Universe.
As the imminence of irrelevance dawns on the GOP, the rhetoric is ramping up. Limbaugh’s “spoiled-rotten little man-child” just doesn’t set the blood to singing like it used to. Riehl helpfully offers “this pustule in the White House” as a free upgrade to First-Class Obama invective.
Then, in the spirit of Beck’s recent calls to “eradicate progressivism,” Riehl goes flat-out, bat-shit bonkers:
...It is time to stop this government in its tracks, take it back democratically in the fall, or it then becomes time to bring this government down.
This neophyte, this joke we have in the White House has absolutely no idea of the force and the rage he is about to unleash on him and his entire political party. If there are not enough responsible adults left within his party to rein in this accidental, affirmative action jerk, this self-styled, extremely flawed little man, then his party is worthless to America. It deserves to be marginalized electorally and, ultimately, utterly destroyed, before being relegated to the dung heap of history with the rest of the marxist, socialist clowns Americans have dispatched before.
Dan’s angry. Dan is “Hulk Smash” angry. And Dan really needs to go breathe into a paper bag before the FCC mandates that all of his posts must be accompanied by an embedded audio laugh-track.
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 03/04/10 at 01:52 PM • Permalink
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