Darcy Burner (aka DBurn): Thug 4 Life

DBurn
DBurn: “I’ve got your thuggish right here.”

If you’re so eager to bolster your Real True Progressive® bonafides that you resort to using the adjective “thuggish” to describe Darcy Burner (Darcy Burner?!?), I guess you’re fully committed to always being picked last in intramural dodgeball.  If you think that’s a winning strategy, well, good luck with that, lil’ fella.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/27/10 at 01:13 PM • Permalink

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Yep, that’s the Darcy I know. Sheesh. I thought vastynothingness had given up the angry bloggy thing. He’s gone all bibblety.

Everybody knows D-Burn will cut a bitch…

Rumor has it that it was DBurn that convinced Obama to play “99 Problems” at that 2008 rally, shoot the middle finger at Hills AND brush her off his shoulder.

I also her it was she alone that got Obama his ghetto pass that allowed him to merk ShillHills the way he did what with all the brothers votin’ for the black man.

99 problems and a Darcy ain’t one of ‘em.

Ben Shapiro spent 90 minutes on last night’s Jerry Doyle radio show graphically describing Thursday’s healthcare summit as President Obama “date-raping” a helpless, unwilling America with leftist reform policies that will leave the nation broken and bleeding. I can’t even begin to tell you how many levels that shit’s wrong on.

But, of course, the whiny little pussies at Corrente and VL would rather beat-up on a couple of liberal gals than do the fucking job of the Netroots Blogosphere. It goes without saying.

They think Obama threw them under the bus. I think his big mistake was not tying them to the tracks and driving a train over them.

As I’m very fond of noting at WRWPD—bears.  Bears with power tools.

Without reading the article, I can immediately conclude that anyone who calls Darcy Burner thuggish is the biggest pussy on the face of the Earth.

It’s quite an alternative universe that Vast, Lamberkins, and the semi-retired PUMAs that make up the correntesphere have created.

One where madamab might write a scene for a parallel version of Saturday Night Live. Vast in knee pants shouts out “Fight the real enemy,” ripping up a picture of Darcy Burner.

I think Kevin K is on to something with his picked last in dodgeball analogy. Remember the kid in school who was picked last and went home crying to his mother that life was unfair?  I don’t mean the kid who worked to become a better dodgeball player, I mean the one who insisted all the other kids were being mean, and who would spend recess studying martyrdom instead of playing with the other kids.

That kid is… well, you can guess where I’m going with this.

That picture is really disturbing.  Is that 2Pac you grafted Burner’s head onto?

@Comrade Kevin:  Disturbing?  Did you like, actually, read the post?  And DBurn?  Well, duh!  It’s called Snark, bro.

Yes, of course I read the post.  I know what snark is.  Do you?  I’m asking, because your reaction to my comment makes me wonder.

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