Daredevil Mom Who Risked Giving Birth in Mid-Air Lectures NOW on “the Sanctity of Life”

Alaska’s “Super Dave Osborne” of Extreme Challenge Stunt-Birthing registers her contempt for sane women everywhere in this latest dispatch from her Arctic Fortress of Solipsism:

Women’s Rights groups, like NOW, commendably call out advertisers and networks for airing sexist and demeaning portrayals of women that lead to young women’s diminished self-esteem and acceptance of roles as mere sexed-up objects.this

What a ridiculous situation they’re getting themselves into now with their protest of CBS airing a pro-life ad during the upcoming Super Bowl game. The ad will feature Heisman trophy winner Tim Tebow and his mom, and they’ll speak to the sanctity of life and the beautiful potential within every innocent child as Mrs. Tebow acknowledges her choice to give Tim life, despite less than ideal circumstances. Messages like this empower women! This speaks to the strength and commitment and nurturing spirit within women. The message says everything positive and nothing negative about the power of women – and life. Evidently, some women’s rights groups like NOW do not like that message.

No word yet from Palin’s fellow Competition-Class “Iron Mom” Contraction Endurance Champ Nadya Suleman, who has recently retired from the Pro-Ex Birthing circuit. However, online buzz suggests that the world-famed Octomom intends to honor Palin’s legendary contributions to the sport by naming her next “oopsie” offspring “Squid.”

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 01/27/10 at 09:42 AM • Permalink

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I’m glad to see that Ladies Against Women found a new spokesmodel.

Comment by Allan on 01/27/10 at 11:09 AM

I’m a firm believer in the separation of church and sports. As a Gator fan, I’m grateful Mrs. Tebow chose to expel Tim from the uterine huddle and on to future greatness at The Swamp.

But what I don’t get is the implication constantly made by fetus fetishists that those who don’t care to hear their harangues between Cialis ads in the Super Bowl are somehow anti little Prop, Trapp or Zygote-Tim.

From the tone the Frozen Cheesecake takes, you’d think she, Mrs. Tebow and Bristle barely dragged their gravid uteri across the birth finish line ahead of a hairy-legged, Birkie-shod mob of militant lesbians brandishing vacuum aspirators. That’s a wee bit misleading.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 01/27/10 at 11:23 AM

Just remember: Palin is EXACTLY THE SAME as Clinton.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 01/27/10 at 11:35 AM

Just remember: Palin is EXACTLY THE SAME as Clinton.

If nothing else, they both enjoy a good laugh in private at the expense of their most devoted followers.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 01/27/10 at 11:44 AM

Would it be tasteless for me to assemble a collection of abused and pathetic kids in a commercial wherein they lament the fact that they were not aborted, rather than born unwanted into the worlde? I guess it would.

I’m sure the interior tape running in Moosemuncher’s head as the Planes, Trains, and Automobiles saga of Trig’s birth unfolded went something like “DIE, Dummy, Die!” I mean, she’d get credit for “choosing life” without actually having to be saddled with a special-needs kid, which seems like the kind of deal she’d love.