Dear Alien Abductors:

When the election is over, kindly do not return columnist Kathleen Parker:

“Palling around with terrorists,” as Sarah Palin said of Obama, gets to an underlying xenophobic, anti-Muslim sentiment. Using surrogates who strategically use Obama’s middle name, Hussein, feeds the same dark heart.

This tactic, denied but undeniable, has been effective with target audiences, some of whom can be viewed on YouTube entering a Palin rally in Pennsylvania. One cherubic older fellow totes a stuffed Curious George monkey wearing an Obama sticker as a hat…

To McCain’s credit, he has tried to correct his audience—when, for example, a woman said she couldn’t trust Obama because he’s an Arab. Gosh, wonder where she ever got that idea? But the McCain-Palin bad cop-good cop routine is what it is. The hot babe lathers the crowd; the noble soldier hoses them down. This isn’t a campaign; it’s a sideshow. 

We prefer the alien pod-person with which you replaced her.

Love,

Betty

Posted by Betty Cracker on 10/22/08 at 04:23 PM • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsElection '08St. McSameBarack ObamaPUMAsSarah Palin

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There seems to be a rash of alien abductions going on this fall, with the aliens clearly targeting conservative Americans. Who are these elitist, Liberal, no doubt soy-latte drinking visitors from another planet who have the power to brainwash some of our staunchest conservative Republicans?! Next thing you know Peggy Noonan and George Will are going to be announcing they, too, are endorsing The One, or as we humans or terrans call him, Barack Obama. Is there no stopping these ETs?

The hot babe lathers the crowd; the noble soldier hoses them down. This isn’t a campaign; it’s a sideshow.

Love it.  I’m not convinced Parker won’t flip after an Obama win but I do love that she got a whiff of what hate (e)mail really looks like.  Maybe that’s enough to hold her in place for a while.

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