Oh, and here’s the blurb from her Facebook page:

Sarah’s freezer is almost empty and winter is approaching. She embarks on an epic caribou hunting trip with her father, Chuck and friend Steve Becker. They travel 500 miles from the nearest city, above the Arctic Circle, in search of a caribou for food.

Somewhere, Jack London is spinning,

Except for the rifles and the telescopic sights, sure. But, aside from that, they totally own us.

That’s why we have to keep the rifles and the sights away from the caribou.

The way you phrased that reminded me of one of my favorite Jack Handy lines: Boxing is just like ballet. Except for the music and choreography. And, the dancers hit each other.

Yeah, “epic”...

“Caribou packages”?  “Moose packages”?  Like, Denali mountain oysters?

I am sooooo glad i don’t have a teevee right now. that was just painful.

Grisly Mama: “Buy-bye, Piper, Mommy’s going off for a coupla days with the film crew again.”

Piper: “‘kay. (Well, she’d only be on the Crackberry if she were home, anyway)”

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I have questions!

1. Why does the antler sign say “PALM?” Is it for “ALWAYS OUT” or “FACE?”

When my aunts and uncles go hunting with hopes of filling the freezer for the winter they don’t head to the arctic circle and then travel an additional 500 miles to find something to shoot.

I don’t care what you wrap it in, if you have to drag it behind the four wheeler that long to get to the truck, you’re going to ruin it.

If you’re hunting for food, you’ll hunt close to home.

If you’re hunting for food, you’ll hunt close to home.

Oh dear God, Mike: Don’t give Sarah any ideas! Especially since her BFF Riverchucky at Bilgewater already pronounced Piper “delicious.”

Hey Strange, I guess it never occurred to you that Sarah provides meat for all of those supermarkets. Mama Grisly is all that stands between life and Donner Party dining for the entire city of Wasilla. Typical elitist!

If you’re hunting for food, you’ll hunt close to home.

Joe McGuinness had better invest in some Kevlar jammy-jams.

The Rambo headband is a nice touch.

Piper Palin© Associates Inc.

To Whom It May Concern:

If Mommy doesn’t become president it’s your fault.

Regards,

Governor Sarah Palin

One of Palins tweets pimping the episode stated “...we eat , therefor we hunt”. This as opposed to “I think therefor I am”

The woman thinks “Wildlife Preserve” means canned moose meat.

And that cup of iced-capo-whatever in her hand was no doubt air-dropped in, landing in a harsh and remote environment just off the South Seward Meridian Parkway, an area so wild that the first dude had to drive on an unpaved service road for over 2 miles to pick up her mocha mint ice cap.