Dear Pollsters, Part Two

Yesterday my wife Chris announced she would like to see a few more groups added to the voter segements tracked in exit polling for the Democratic primaries in Texas and Ohio. This morning I compiled a list of voter groups we’d like you to track in the upcoming Republican primaries:

  • People who look like their dogs
  • Firedancers
  • People who always forget to zip-up their fanny packs before they push them ‘round back
  • Men named Chad
  • People who have bad childhood memories about the game Chutes and Ladders
  • Chuck Norris

Thank you. 

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/22/08 at 06:58 AM • Permalink

Categories: Knee Slappers • Politics • Election '08 •


May I suggest another? Cougars. And I’m not talking about the animal.

Comment by ts on 02/22/08 at 03:03 PM

Another under-represented category:

People who received concussions while playing on Slip ‘n Slides as children.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 02/23/08 at 01:23 PM
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