Deep-Fried GOP Iowa Debate LiveBlog
Yes, I forgot Pawlenty. Who hasn’t?
Watch the cornfest livestream at America’s Center for Ijitprop. Will Gary Johnson’s charisma suck all the vitality out of Huntsman? Please submit a list of phrases to get drunk by, since going through this sober would work nerves I haven’t used since I was the bouncer for a drag queen’s dressing room.
Two big noises are, of course, conspicuously absent. And how the Sarahnoid Griftophrenics love it!
Festivities begin at 8:45 EST. Corndogs at attention, troops!