I’m glad somebody else appreciates this phenomena too.  They are planning “secret puma actions” that only verified pumas get by email from their leader.  Part of me believes it is just great satire, and I’m being had like a guest on Colbert.

I can’t help it, I just want to know more.

Heck, maybe it’s true—non-elitist Lady Lynn Forester de la Rothschild could probably scrape up $6 mill by ordering her battalion of maids to gather all the spare change from the bottoms of the 8,987 designer purses stored in her 54-acre closet.

I may regret saying this, but I hope the PUMAs never come around. My reason is utterly selfish; The Rump has been one morbidly entertaining joint!

I still think these PUMAS are just Republicans acting like dittoheads.

Then again, if they raised 10 mill, isn’t that enough to pay off Mama’s debt?

Oh, and here’s a quote from my buddy Eyez’s book that had me choking on my quesadilla at lunch.

I didn’t want or choose to be Jewish, it was something my parents insisted on genetically. Well, in truth, they weren’t very religious. In fact, we were so reformed my foreskin tried to grow back.

He’s a former Brooklyn boy, a Canarsie kid and one of the funniest men I have ever known.

Why then, is the Clinton campaign still hitting me up for money?

And why are the Clintonistas being so pissy because the people they trashed throughout the primaries are not raising money fast enough to suit them?

Shouldn’t $10 mil wipe the debts out?

4 minutes of Perry Logan = years of emotional trauma.  You’re getting the bill for my therapist and recreational drugs, Kevin. 

Off topic: your ‘currently listening’ list is awesome.

Oh, good, then I won’t feel coerced to contribute for the sake of party unity, since the PUMAs have raised it all in one day.

Love the Rump

Rub a 6 pound boneless rump roast with 2 teaspoons salt, 1 teaspoon dry mustard and 1/4 teaspoon each of garlic salt and pepper. If you wish, use unseasoned meat tenderizer according to directions on the package.

You know it’s well within reason to believe the money is there, because if you take 20.08 and multiply that by 2.5 million, you only need 25% of 2.5 million to equal 10 million (+)..... So don’t be to sure of your selves about the realm of possibilities ..... Exercise your American rights and just think of the possibilities….

You know it’s well within reason to believe the money is there, because if you take 20.08 and multiply that by 2.5 million, you only need 25% of 2.5 million to equal 10 million (+)..... So don’t be to sure of your selves about the realm of possibilities ..... Exercise your American rights and just think of the possibilities….

At which point does the tab of acid come in?  And, for the love of god, if there’s that much money floating around in Pumaland, would somebody please buy Bower a new tie?