Dining Room Table Running Against Barney Frank in Massachusetts Primary

Best. Campaign. Video. Ever.*

Rachel: She’s just crazy enough to run for office! hItLeR! [insert wacky sound effects here]

Googly-eyed, Nazi-comparison machine Rachel Brown has “something to put on the table” in her bid to take down “Bailout Barney Frank” (catchy!) and impeach Barack Hussein Obama.  It’s steamy and it attracts flies and sometimes she makes pictures out of it! Then she heads off to the LaRouche compound, eats fistfuls of graham crackers, and giggles about people’s “fart holes.” THE END.

UPDATE: Here’s Bailout Barney’s full takedown of Dining Room Table (D-MA)...

* Okay, that’s not true.  I think Mike Gravel will own that title until the end of time.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/18/10 at 09:15 AM • Permalink

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Ahhh, a LaRouche Douche.

I expect Barney Frank to issue an apology—to Ms. Brown’s dining table for impugning its intelligence.

The funniest thing is that she apparently thought her encounter with Frank went well! It’s like the cavalry putting General Custer on a recruiting poster for the Indian Wars.

Ahhh, a LaRouche Douche.

I think we’ve settled on CockLaRouches.

The dateless combover hobbit’s blog? I didn’t tip you about this and I don’t even have a blog.

I’d drive the ten hours to Boston to see these two debate.

Rachel haz mad writing skillz:

Join with me now to remove the failed leadership in Congress, and enter a generation to bring in a new era.

Dining Room Tables are now 75% Off in the Google ad sidebar.

This woman has totally crashed the market for brain-dead home furnishings.

Her website says she wants to impeach Obama for ending the NASA moon program?! That’s the meme?

PS: What is up with the cross-eyed jugendfuhrer in the “Impeach Obama” video on her campaign page? Yikes.

PPS: Wasn’t “Bail-Out Barney” a famous aviator/hero in the old Republic serials?

The difference is that a dining room table would have a leg to stand on!

Kevin, we really need some sort of little button or script for a rimshot or slide-whistle sound effect. Maybe replacing the never used but often confused “@”?

Massachusetts voters, forget about federal highway funding and whether or not Rachel can name the Red Sox: where does Barney Frank stand on gravitation?

This will begin the age of relativistic space flight. This is something mankind has never done! We have domesticated the principle of light, harnessing its powers for our own activities, likewise for electricity, magnetism, and heat, but with gravitation? Not yet. What will happen to physical space-time as we induce brand-new phenomena into the Universe? We don’t know.

She says “here’s what I’ve got to put on the table” and then offers nothing but her name.  A list of her psychoses would have been helpful.

PUMA/NAG/Effluence endorsement in 3…2…1…

@Polly—Ironically, she sounds like she’s getting most of her scientific notions here and here.

In any event, LaRouchies don’t really care about the noble adventure of space exploration. They just want the damned Helium-3 from the moon. They’re afraid the Chinese will get it first.

The dateless combover hobbit’s blog?

That’s a very inside joke. *cough* DickSpuzz *cough*  I just took it out of the post because I didn’t want to confuse everyone.

Well at least she’s cleared something up for me.

As President Obama has not only failed to hear the population asking for him to change his ways, but has pushed even harder for the policies requested of him by London, it is time for him to go. He is conspiring with a foreign enemy against the interests of the United States, and this is an impeachable offense. Join me now, to demand a real solution.

I thought Obama was being controlled by Rahm and I was a little pissed off about it.  Learning that it’s London has come as a relief.

She reminds me of that chick from the new V TV series.

London—a “foreign enemy”?

Rachel, isn’t that just what Hitler would say????

@ Strange: KUGELBLITZ!

Now if it had been KNISHBLITZ, nothing would have been left of London.

Kevin, DCH’s EMOporium of vinyl-coated McCarthyism just won’t wipe clean! But I’ve been applying stain-remover, and have great hopes.

Her website…wow.  She claims Obama should be impeached because he hasn’t laid out a plan for a moon base and mission to Mars.  Simply wow.

She uses an excerpt of a video in which she looks like a complet idiot and gets schooled by Bailout Barney for her campaign video?  That dining room table needs a new campaign manager.

It is time for President Obama to be removed from office. Before, he was impeachable, now, he must be impeached…

She has such a way with words. Me thinks she is her own campaign manager.

Wait, is that Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin? Female candidates are all so hard to tell apart.

Wow, just ... fucking ... wow.

I’m pretty sure I met her last year as she was thumbing her way down the 101 trying to hitch a ride to Reggae On The River. I felt badly for her because it was a Monday morning and the weekend party had already ended. She then asked me for my essence.

She then asked me for my essence.

That made me laugh very, very hard.

I’m starting to think that this is part of the Frank campaign “black ops” to ensure he gets re-elected by comparing himself to crazy.

Say, that reminds me: whatever happened to Her Inevitableness, Mimi Planas?

Please have some heart for Rachel “The Dining Room Table” Brown. She, like most of the Larouche cult dropped out of college and work 16 to 18 hour days, 6 to 7 days a week to keep the convicted criminal Larouche living well.

This is not just for the campaign, but for her ENTIRE life in the cult!  The cult has the members call themsleves “volunteers” which gets rid of messy things like the minimum wage, health care , OT and holdiays. There are elderly cult losers who have been freezing outdoors for 3 to 4 decades to keep Larouche’s delusions going.

You can ask Rachel if she can release her tax returns while in the cult and if she has been working in a sweat shop for Larouche.

You can also ask Rachel if she or the cult has ever repaid the 34 million dollars it stole from their elderly supporters. Rachel can also be asked about why several Larouche cultists were convicted and sent to prison for this and why a few from Boston were shipped out of the country from Boston to evade a Grand Jury looking into credit card fraud years ago.

Yes Rachel is deluded and yes she is in a cult, but she still needs a hand to leave the cult whiel yopung before she ends up blowing her entire life in this lunacy.

You can read a lot about the cult and why Rachel is worth a million cold dolars to Larouche in this cult sweat shop at these fine sites.

laroucheplanet.info

lyndonlarouchewatch.org

facntet.org under social orgs

justiceforjeremiah.com


Rachel can also explain about the death of a college student who attended one of their meetings in Germany named Jereniah Duggan. You should see the filth this sick cult has written about the Mother of the dead man.

These are real creepy cultists.

Excuse the typo. The young man who died in Germany where the cult spent years and money to attack his mother for trying to find out what happened is named

Jeremiah Duggan.

Read up about him and see why Rachel is truly delusional in this sick cult.

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