Dogtober Surprise?

Forget Bain—Mitt Romney is mean to dogs. This is old news to us, of course, but many people don’t know about it—yet.

When Romney wins the nomination, the Seamus Incident may dog the Romney campaign, setting in motion a drip-drip-drip effect, much like terror-induced diarrhea leaking from a roof-mounted crate. People will rightly ask themselves: What kind of person does that?

Just as then-candidate Barack Obama had to give a speech on race to quell the furor around the Jeremiah Wright issue, Romney may have to deliver an address to put talk of the Seamus Incident down. Perhaps at an ASPCA convention. But what the hell would he say?

[H/T: Dogs Against Romney]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 01/14/12 at 03:01 PM • Permalink

Categories: Critters • Politics • Election '12 • Mittens •

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Handsome Boxer on left says, “No. Your ass does.”

Comment by kre8tr on 01/14/12 at 03:52 PM

My dog Wendy has refused to vote for Mitt. She wouldn’t anyway, since she’s a Democrat like the rest of us, but she said anyone who is cruel to animals is unfit to run for anything.

She’s a very smart dog.

Comment by donnah on 01/14/12 at 04:03 PM

I vote we shove Shitt’s butt into a too small crate, lash it to the
roof of a semi, drive to Canada from Texas doing 80 and let him
lie in his own crap when he defecates.

Asshat.

Comment by knittingbull on 01/14/12 at 04:15 PM

I am soooooo looking forward to when the right wingers start claiming that strapping a dogs crate to the roof of a car isn’t the least bit cruel because you know that some dumbass is going to put himself in a crate on top of a car to prove it’s no big deal. Perhaps whatshisname with the rape boat. Personally I think all republicans ought to travel like that.

Comment by MikeJ on 01/14/12 at 04:36 PM

I vote we shove Shitt’s butt into a too small crate, lash it to the
roof of a semi, drive to Canada from Texas doing 80 and let him
lie in his own crap when he defecates.

Hell, I bet he pays a dominatrix thousands of dollars to do that to him.

It’s always the phony, plastic, overly religious types who have the worst kinks. I don’t even want to think about what Rick Santorum does when he’s in the dungeon with his Leather Daddy.