Dole douchebaggery

If this doesn’t make you wanna go “blarrrgh” on your Berkies, I don’t know what will: Elizabeth Dole wants to attach dead racist and homophobe Jesse Helms’ name to an AIDS relief bill. Dole (who will end up with a goatee if she gets one more goddamned face lift) waxed nostalgic about Helms’ mentorship when the news broke that the odious fucker had finally taken a well-earned dirt nap.

That was reason enough to hope her Democratic opponent kicks her ass out of the Senate in the upcoming election. But this stunt should qualify Dole for admission to the nearest loony bin. Helms’ obstruction of AIDS funding back when it could have possibly saved millions of lives is nothing short of criminal. Naming an AIDS relief bill after that deceased dickhead is about as appropriate as naming an Iraqi war orphanage after George W. Bush.

[Via Pandagon]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/16/08 at 09:50 AM • Permalink

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On the other hand, what a slap in the face to Helms.  Assuming he had a soul, it must be puking itself inside out at the idea of his name on an AIDS relief bill.

Still, in the real world, ED is just another doofus Republican trying to spin for the Party.  Feh!

“blarrrgh” on your Berkies

I love you.

Reminds me of this:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/rosapark.asp

Comment by ts on 07/16/08 at 01:26 PM

crazy left nut-job propaganda.

McCain ‘08! 

Just another gun wheilding, ignorant, christian xenophobe.

Everyone meet our newest PUMA plaything, kykyclinton.

I hope someone unseats Reid & Pelosi - they’ve really done wonders for the american people.  yeah, they’re definitely in-touch with middle america.

NOBAMA ‘08!!!!!!!

gun wheilding, ignorant

Perfect.

kykyclinton, didn’t I get your number at the PUMA bbq? You’re the lady without the mustache?

and thank god for republicans - psycho liberals are trying to remove the guns out of american homes.  not cool.  thank god our founding fathers were able to arm themselves, or we’d be speaking with english accents. 

PSYCHO LIBERALS! 

Partisan politics help no one - get off your soap boxes, set your group identity aside and work for a better america!!!!

ts, that’s great.  Is there an online version available in crayon so that kyky can play along?

bbq?  when?  love to go!  you’ll be the one with the kool-aid, right?

PSYCHO LIBERALS!

Partisan politics help no one

Perfect.

you’ll be the one with the kool-aid, right?

Since I’m a PSYCHO LIBERAL, I’ll actually be drinking the blood of aborted fetuses.

baby, please - don’t try and paint me partisan.

let me guess, you only vote democrat because your messiah told you so.  as long as you use your independent judgment. 

i support red, blue, green and anything in between - i go on policy, voting record, EXPERIENCE.  i certainly don’t recycle keith olberman’s talking points as factual.

good - because i am pro-choice.

pro experience, too.  so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

let me guess, you only vote democrat because your messiah told you so.

Susie Fogelson has never told me how to vote.

i certainly don’t recycle keith olberman’s talking points as factual.

I only recycle Keith Olbermann’s talking points if they’re made out of aluminum or plastic, otherwise right in the trash with them!

Pro experience? As opposed to say, anti-experience? Or are those pro-experience experiences really nothing more than anti-experiences masquerading as real experiences that in the end, are pro-experience after all.

Again, my genius is obvious, I may be the smartest motherfucker in the world, at least when reading blogs.

Pro experience? As opposed to say, anti-experience? Or are those pro-experience experiences really nothing more than anti-experiences masquerading as real experiences that in the end, are pro-experience after all.

Dude, you just blew my mind.

Dude, you just blew my mind.

Well, you deserve it, I clicked on one of the Manchurian links ... I think I’m dead now. Really, I must be dead, because no one alive is that fucking stupid, no one, not even Bush.

Not mine - just another liberal pontificating their fundamentalist view.

Excuse me while I take a michelle and wipe my barack.

Excuse me while I take a michelle and wipe my barack.

The adult has left the building.

BTW, over on Greta Van Susteren’s blog, kyky had this to say:

yeah - I can see it now: pit bulls in the front yard, dubbs on the SS cars, tinted windows on air force one, fried chicken at diplomatic dinners….

But remember, they’re not racists…

I didn’t know Elizabeth Dole was Asian.

Attention PUMA trolls: I have a magic incantation that will make all “draft Hillary at the convention” dreams come true. Repeat the phrase below repeatedly. Aloud and in public. Trust me, this will work:

I am sofa king wee todd did

Pass it on.

I’m not sure about naming an orphanage after mr. 26 percent, but in San Fran they are having a hot debate about re-naming a wastewater treatment facility after president fumbledick.

Those opposed to the change argue that the plant provides a much-needed service, while supporters argue that it’s a metaphor for what this nation will have to do once asshole leaves office.

Maybe the folks who sling so much shit about how Hillary was forced to step aside for the ni(cough cough) could weigh in on the subject.

(Oh, and Betty? I had to say it out loud to get it, the lady from the cooking show looked at me rather weirdly).

Naw, kyky has friends of color. See.

“goatee”!!!?
i love you!!!

Elizabeth Dole is a satirical genius. Or something.

Poor Libby, not even NC likes her.


You tickle me Betty!!!

THE PUMAS ARE TOTALLY JUSTIFIED ...

1.    Contrary to what Obamabots say ...
  Obama and Hillary were in a dead heat,
  when the DNC pressured Hillary into not
  only conceding, but campaigning for Obama.
2.    Obama is once again in a dead heat, but now
  with McCain, even though Obamabots act like
  Obama has already won (like they did in the
  primaries against Hillary). So, this means that
  half of the Democrats, and all the Republicans
  (3/4 of America) dIdn’t want Obama. Plus, he
  didn’t even win the popular vote, and refused a
  revote in Michigan and Florida.
3.    Obama has the thinnest resume in politics, and
  he won state legislature and Senator by
  disqualifications of his opponents, not by earned
  experience, or votes.
4.  Obama’s one claim to fame is being a community
  organizer, where he boasts of registering voters.
  Then he took their votes away from them, by
  disqualifying his opponents on technicalities, prior
  to the election.
5.  Obama’s mentor of 20 years, was an anti-American
  racist ... not to mention other unsavory associations.
6.  Obama is simply buying the election, since he’s
  good at fund raising ... hardly a qualification to be
  President of the United States.
7.    The media never vetted Obama, and they are
  giving him a free ride, plus more than twice the
  print and air time as McCain, as they did against
  Hillary.
8.    90% of blacks are voting for Obama, because he is
  black, while the campaign gained ground by
  accusing most opponents of racism.
9.    Obamabots were, and are extremely nasty and sarcastic
      towards Hillary supporters, as well as McCain supporters.
10.    Pumas should be applauded for putting country before party ...
        especially a party that did not represent them, and a party
        which highjacked the nomination for Obama.

Howard, that’s pretty bad sockpuppeting as a woman named Gina, but using your real email address.  What’s the matter, did you run out of cats to paint and your circuitry couldn’t handle it?

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