Don’t Crash the Tea Party: Absorb and Replicate It!

I think CrashTheTeaParty missed an opportunity for truly effective mind-boinking by announcing that they intended to show up at the Tea Party rallies in highly visible and disruptive forms.

The better strategy would be to publicize a plan to infiltrate the Teabaggers by employing clothing, signs and behavior that will be impossible to distinguish from the real thing. Knowing that our Sneering Liberal Evil walks undetected among them—nay, stands next to them, smiling and nodding yet invisibly oozing the pheromones of Elite Classist Condescension and Godless Multisexual Omni-Lust—would freak them out worse than Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live. Sooner or later, they’d simply stop coming.

Ain’t no thang. Just puttin’ it out there. Thinkin’s what I do.

UPDATE: Life imitates Photoshop, sort of, below the fold.

I thought the “Davy Jones” head from Pirates of the Caribbean might be a bit of a conceptual stretch, but apparently not. Here’s a tweeted image from Wednesday’s Boston rally:

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 04/14/10 at 03:52 PM • Permalink

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You gave away my secret plan. Thanks. Thanks a LOT.

The better strategy would be to publicize a plan to infiltrate the Teabaggers by employing clothing, signs and behavior that will be impossible to distinguish from the real thing.

Actually, what we really have to do is to come up with an official expansion of Poe’s Law to encompass all right-wing nonsense… maybe Ruppert’s Corollary?

A sign suggestion:

“Show them we mean business.
Boycott Social Security!”

But, how will I pay for attending all these nifty rallies?

For some people, having Halloween just once a year simply isn’t adequate.

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