Draft Cheney? Are you fucking serious?

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Attention “Draft Dick Cheney for 2012” Log Cabin peeps: We got yer domain name swingin’, pal! No “other priorities” this time. Your internet traditions are belong to us, muthafuckas! Hahahahaha!

Posted by Betty Cracker on 12/01/09 at 08:35 PM • Permalink

Categories: NewsPoliticsBarack ObamaBushCoBedwettersNuttersWar In Error

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I just sent the other outfit an email telling them that I think drafting the chickenhawk is a great idea! Now, should I go ahead and snag “Chickenhawk Cheney” as a domain name?

Today in History: Dec. 1, 2009, Betty Cracker won the entire Internet. Fortunately, she agreed to let the rest of us use it, provided we behaved.

I thought he was too old to be drafted, but if Bush could draft my friend’s cousin Debbie (48, mother of two,overweight, diabetic, served in the Guard in the 80s), then I’m more than happy to send Dick to Afghanistan!
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He’d be perfect for defusing IED’s, since shrapnel doesn’t seem to pierce his carapace.

I was going to say “go ahead and draft him. Best thing that could happen to the Democrats.” But few things are stupider and more fickle than the American voter.

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