drpaul2012!

I have my first new blog crush of the year: drpaul2012 (“America’s 57th President, If He Can Just Hold On”), wherein the Dr. Zeuss theme is pursued mercilessly.

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In this book, you’ll find out who stuck the cactus up Dr. Paul’s ass. He dispenses some tough love to the lazy people mucking it up for the rest of us. Dr. Paul explains the difference between “makers” and ”takers” and how being a maker is preferable unless you’re taking business risks or making babies. Tony Robbins credits this book with changing his life and writes a moving foreword. (Ha! “Moving foreword” cracks me up every time I read it.)

Enjoy!

Posted by YAFB on 01/02/12 at 10:47 AM • Permalink

LMFAO!  I especially like the Coot in the Suit, although it was a hard choice.

If you think standing in a bread line is a good time to talk to your neighbors about Jesus, you’ll love Dr. Paul’s prescriptions.

Cannot stop laughing. Excellent find, Brit!

Another good read - https://twitter.com/#!/GingrichIdeas (saw it @ C&L).  It’s hilarious.

Comment by Joy on 01/02/12 at 02:14 PM

Well, if we’re trading Twitter links, some wag on our Twitter feed posted this:

Rumproast
Kinda sucks that @ggreenwald spent all of New Years Eve & Day hogging the fainting couch. That’s normally where Obama lands his drones.
4 hours ago

I’ll just note that while Greenwald was cheerfully fluffing Bush the Younger’s neocon drive to war and defending a violent racist for money, a bunch of us saw very clearly what was coming—including the degradation of civil liberties in various countries, plus the unholy resulting mess that’s still unraveling—and Greenwald was fuck all help at all (not that I even heard about his existence till a couple of years ago, which wasn’t the most thrilling event of my life), so I’m disinclined to regard him as some sort of unjustly maligned seer nowadays.

YAFB, can you give me a link for Greenwald’s war fluffing?  I have an annoying friend who thinks the sun rises in Greenwald’s pants every morning and I’d love some countering information!

String, direct from the Horse’s Ass himself.

One relevant graf here:

I believed that Islamic extremism posed a serious threat to the country, and I wanted an aggressive response from our government. I was ready to stand behind President Bush and I wanted him to exact vengeance on the perpetrators and find ways to decrease the likelihood of future attacks. During the following two weeks, my confidence in the Bush administration grew as the president gave a series of serious, substantive, coherent, and eloquent speeches that struck the right balance between aggression and restraint. And I was fully supportive of both the president’s ultimatum to the Taliban and the subsequent invasion of Afghanistan when our demands were not met. Well into 2002, the president’s approval ratings remained in the high 60 percent range, or even above 70 percent, and I was among those who strongly approved of his performance.

St. Glenn also makes this completely astonishing assertion (bolding mine):

What first began to shake my faith in the administration was its conduct in the case of Jose Padilla, a U.S. citizen arrested in May 2002 on U.S. soil and then publicly labeled “the dirty bomber.” The administration claimed it could hold him indefinitely without charging him with any crime and while denying him access to counsel.

I never imagined that such a thing could happen in modern America— that a president would claim the right to order American citizens imprisoned with no charges and without the right to a trial. In China, the former Soviet Union, Iran, and countless other countries, the government can literally abduct its citizens and imprison them without a trial. But that cannot happen in the United States—at least it never could before. If it means anything to be an American citizen, it means that we cannot be locked away by our government unless we are charged with a crime, given due process in court, and then convicted by a jury of our peers.

Because apparently Greenwald’s history classes didn’t touch on that teeny-tiny little thing known as Executive Order 9066.

And though he certainly isn’t REQUIRED to speak out about the abuse and outright murder of street kids in Brazil—where he actually lives—it certainly raises legitimate questions about why this holier-than-thou “civil liberties” blogger has never, to the best of my knowledge, called out the government and police in Brazil for their widespread crimes against human rights with the same fervor that he condemns drone strikes—drone strikes that, again, were unleashed as part of wars he supported in the first fucking place.

I have no problem with him defending Matthew Hale—even the most reprehensible people deserve their day in court. But I do have a problem with his hyperbolic and disgusting rhetoric (see a pattern) directed at the victims.

And to hear this asshole scream about “Guilt by association” vis a vis Benjamin Smith/Matthew Hale when he does the same fucking this with anyone who commits the terrible crime of largely supporting Obama (or at least not hating the president as Glenn “Illegals” Greenwald deems fit), is just fucking rich.

And now I expect we’ll have the Flying Poop-Throwing Greenwald Monkeys descending upon us.

Comment by Oblomova on 01/02/12 at 06:11 PM

And in case anyone dismisses the first quote as “Well, sure, Afghanistan, nobody was against going there!,” here’s Glenn from the same preface defending his support of Bush going into Iraq:

During the lead-up to the invasion, I was concerned that the hell-bent focus on invading Iraq was being driven by agendas and strategic objectives that had nothing to do with terrorism or the 9/11 attacks. The overt rationale for the invasion was exceedingly weak, particularly given that it would lead to an open-ended, incalculably costly, and intensely risky preemptive war. Around the same time, it was revealed that an invasion of Iraq and the removal of Saddam Hussein had been high on the agenda of various senior administration officials long before September 11. Despite these doubts, concerns, and grounds for ambivalence, I had not abandoned my trust in the Bush administration. Between the president’s performance in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, the swift removal of the Taliban in Afghanistan, and the fact that I wanted the president to succeed, because my loyalty is to my country and he was the leader of my country, I still gave the administration the benefit of the doubt. I believed then that the president was entitled to have his national security judgment deferred to, and to the extent that I was able to develop a definitive view, I accepted his judgment that American security really would be enhanced by the invasion of this sovereign country.

So yeah—thanks for waking up late in the game, Glennie, but when it comes to being lectured to about being a “cultist,” let alone someone who would excuse nun rape (for which this lifelong feminist cordially invites you to eat her shit, asshole), I think I can safely ignore the Privilege Boy who didn’t bother to vote, was taken in by Bush because he shit his pants after 9/11 and wanted VENGEANCE!!! (seems that vindictiveness is the spine of Greenwald’s character—or lack thereof), and never realized that unlawful detention of U.S. citizens happened before the War on Terror.

Hilarity in the comments:

http://drpaul2012.wordpress.com/2011/12/10/taxman_in _my_pocket/#comment-3


They’re just fucking legion, the Paulards.

Comment by Jewish Steel on 01/03/12 at 12:56 AM

I’m surprised we don’t see more of them here, JS. Maybe they’re too busy swarming the Romneybots at the moment!

I’m not really interested enough in Greenwald to go into detailed armchair psychoanalysis, he just enters conversations I witness too often to ignore him completely right now, but I do suspect his vitriol towards others who don’t kowtow to his views and argumentation style is at least partly motivated by good old-fashioned unacknowledged guilt and overcompensation.

FWIW, I also opposed the engagement in Afghanistan at the time (not least on the basis that it would open the door for further interventions in the region, let alone the fact that it’s historically been a hell of a tough place to fight wars), but we knew we were on a hiding to nothing with our opposition to that in the emotional political climate of the time. So I guess I’m even purer than Greenwald and Paul (who voted for the AUMF in 2001). Bully for me.

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