Dumber and dumbest

K-Lo has a crazy idea:

A totally crazy Saturday-morning thought: Wouldn’t George W. Bush make an awesome high-school government teacher? Wouldn’t it be something if his post-presidential life would up being that kind of post-service service? How’s that for a model? Who needs Harvard visiting chairs and high-end lectures? How about Crawford High? (Or wherever?) Reach out and touch the young before they are jaded, or break them of the cynicism pop culture and possibly their parents have passed down to them. Whatever you think of President Bush, he’s a likable guy in love with his country with some history and experience to share.

Like I said, crazy. Saturday. Have a good one.

Here are a few other zany thoughts on classroom topics and instructors for Crawford High (or wherever):

Running a Day Care Operation—Michael Jackson
Piloting Oil Tankers through Prince William Sound—Capt. J. Hazelwood
Preventing Domestic Violence—O.J. Simpson

Fucking moron.

 

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/06/08 at 08:07 AM • Permalink

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Oh I dunno.  I think maybe K-Lo was shooting a little too high.  W would make a great kindergarten or pre-school teacher.  He’s got the perseverance and patience required for it.  After all, he made sure to finish reading My Pet Goat to that class of children even as airplanes were slamming into the World Trade Center.

i recommend reading K-Lo in the voice of one of the tri-delts in the old SNL “delta delta delta” skit.

that, or the voice of chris farley whenever he’d play a female character.  or chris farley when he’d do “the chris farley show.”

hell, any stupid, ridiculous voice would do.

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