Dumbfuck Nation

Steve M at No More Mr. Nice Blog has a post up about the media bloviator reaction to Palin’s content-free “Mama Grizzlies” video. Apparently, our stupid media is positively tremulous with excitement. Steve concludes:
So it’s all about whether they think this will gull the rubes—“centrist and right women” whom Palin can “harness.”
What they’re not admitting is that they’ve now been “harnessed.” And just like that, it suddenly seems possible that, for 2012, Palin can actually win the real first primary—the media tastemakers’ primary. Suddenly the gatekeepers and conventional wisdom mongers like her; she’s harnessed them, and they think she’s harnessed us.
Did we all see the same video? I’m obviously not Palin’s target audience since I concluded long ago that she’s a dumb-as-dirt demagogue and hysteria-monger.
But even if you’ve been living under a rock for the past couple of years, is there a single thing in that video that would compel you to take Palin seriously? Does she offer even one solution to any problem? No. It’s all “grizzly mamas, fuck yeah!”
In the media reaction, I’m seeing a replay of a movie that ended badly—the George W. Bush Effect. Remember the run-up to the first Bush vs. Gore debate? The expectations for Bush were so incredibly low – Gore was widely expected to wipe up the floor with Bush.
And you know what? Gore did, at least, if providing coherent, realistic answers to policy questions constitutes a victory.
However, thanks to the media build-up, all Bush really had to do was show up and not soil himself on live TV to be declared the “winner.” And that’s what happened.
I don’t think the plot will unfold the same way—Bush might have been a know-nothing dolt in 2000, but he was a relatively fresh face. Bush is Einstein in comparison to Palin, and she’s been in our grill for the last couple of years—long enough for the vast majority to conclude she’s a babbling idiot.
But I think Steve’s right about the media herd’s complicity in the dumbfuckification of our national politics. Useless fucking hacks.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/09/10 at 08:21 AM • Permalink
Well, I don’t think it’s quite the same as 2000. Bush had his daddy’s coattails giving him some patina of establishment respectability, and there wasn’t a sour economy, two wars, and oil gushing in the Gulf as the backdrop to that election—ironically, thanks to Clinton leaving a budget surplus (thanks again for blowing through that, you “fiscally conservative” assholes). I’m not convinced that the “there’s no difference between them so let’s go with the GOP for a break, plus Gore is BOR-ING!” line is going to play so well in Fucked Nation 2012. And younger voters, at least to judge by the ones I interact with (who, admittedly, are a self-selecting urban liberal arts college bunch so not representative) really think Palin is a joke—and the women even moreso than the men.
And remember—the “Mama Grizzlies”—not even the “18 million strong” of PUMA—didn’t turn out for Palin on the ticket the first time. Women actually don’t like her. They really, really don’t like her. I mean sure, a subset of rock-ribbed GOP women do—but that’s not enough to carry purple states. Now, I’ll grant you that their menfolk who fantasize about riding Palin hard and putting her up wet might be a different story—but they were never gonna vote for the socialist darkie, anyway.
I don’t see a whole lot of independent women going her way because the media tells them they’re going to. Remember—the media told women they’d vote for Bush because he strutted around with his package on the aircraft carrier. Yet even old IronJaws John Kerry won more women in 2004.
Can she win the nomination? Possibly. And there’s a lot of time between now and then. Hell, there’s a lot of time between now and November of THIS year, which is why all the “we’re doomed!” prognostication is best ignored, particularly if it’s coming from bloggers whose response to most things Obama is to wring hands, wet pants, cry defeat, repeat—“We’ll NEVER pass healthcare now that Brown has won! Aiiieee!”
Which of course isn’t YOU, Betty. I just can’t get too worked up over what shiny object the media magpies are focusing on this week.
Comment by Oblomova on
07/09/10 at 10:59 AM
Not one who can bear to unlabor a point, here’s Palin in her latest O’Reilly grilling interview.
You’d expect immigration to be one of the ultimate softball issues for her—not a new problem, one that’s been heavily discussed and debated for many years, catnip for her wingnut base, with a convenient outgroup of furriners for her to rail and demagogue against—in a slot relayed from her home studio, which you’d imagine would be well within her comfort zone, with foreknowledge of what would be discussed. No “gotcha” here.
She still manages to screw it up.
O’Reilly’s like a particularly patronizing cat with a mouse. But the sorts of questions he’s asking and the trains of thought he’s following as he leads her through the issues are precisely those that somebody coaching her should have pursued, in order to develop her “ideas” and try to ensure they can stand up to debate. (And any such coaching would no doubt also focus on her body language, which is extremely offputting—adolescent petulance, eyerolling, and lip-pursing will only get you so far.)
She can’t do debate. She evidently doesn’t do preparation. In the end, after a whole mess of verbage that goes nowhere, O’Reilly has to lead her to the safe home ground of Mama Grizzlyville in order to avoid a totally humiliating signoff.
The choicest segment comes when she leads into “political hero” Reagan’s approach to immigration. O’Reilly points out that he “botched it,” and her retort is: “Exactly! That’s what I’m saying! We have to learn from history ....”
Yeah, right.