DUNK DUNK!! Special Hickdom Unit


Whoa Nellie! Droopy-eyed bit player and former savior of the GOP Fred Thompson is ready to lay his leathern hand in benediction on one of the survivors of tonight’s steel-cage, charnel-house four-way grudge match (which will of course be live-blogged, either under a spandy-new image, or here, if Mrs. Polly doesn’t get back from her errands in time to put up a new one and no one else is arsed, as they say, to bother). Who will get the Thompson nod, not to be confused with Thompson on the nod? Oh breathless me!

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 01/23/12 at 06:30 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Election '12 • Skull Hampers • Television •

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I’m on pins and needles.

Comment by Bob Stanley on 01/23/12 at 08:34 PM

I remember seeing Fred ambling round the stage at the ‘08 GOP Convention like a soused pensioner in the freezer aisle and wondering who the heck he was. Ah, innocent days.

Meanwhile, Snooki‘s straight out of the gate with words of succor and wisdom for the field:

“Poor Chris, this is a rookie mistake. He played right into the media’s hands,” Fmr. Gov. Sarah Palin (R-Alaska) said about NJ Gov. Chris Christie calling Newt Gingrich an “embarrassment” to the party.

“Sometimes, if your candidate loses in just one step along this path, as was the case when Romney lost to Newt the other night. And of course, Romney is Chris Christie’s guy, well you kind of get your panties in a wad and you may say things that you regret later and I think that is what Chris Christie did.”

She speaks from experience, you know.

Comment by YAFB on 01/23/12 at 08:38 PM

Is Fred Thompson alive? It didn’t seem that way when he was “running” for President.

Comment by Left Coast Tom on 01/23/12 at 09:44 PM

Fox fished out a ouija board and Hannity says Fred hearts Newt because he’s manly an’ shit.

Comment by YAFB on 01/23/12 at 10:15 PM

Left Coast Tom beat me to it - I didn’t know Thompson was still around. He must have been off fighting terrorists with one hand tied behind his back and stuff.

Comment by Xecky Gilchrist on 01/23/12 at 10:17 PM

I endorse Newt Gingrich!

*chung chung*

Comment by Cicada on 01/23/12 at 10:28 PM

He’s like… like… some kind of anti-Blingee.  His essence - if indeed that be the proper word - could be mashed up into a paste, and applied to the eyelids of the Blingee-blinded, as a restorative salve.

Mrs. Polly, you are truly an Internet Voudon priestess, and your domain is the Thompson-Blingee continuum!

[OT, a few days ago I followed a link to your old Orly Taitz work. Great stuff. If she keeps up with her antics, you might have enough material to self-publish a nice little tribute, like the much-missed Poorman did via Lulu for his Keyboard Kommando Komix series (ex.)]

Comment by meepmeep09 on 01/24/12 at 12:36 AM

Fred Thompson. Isn’t he the guy who literally had to beg for a round of applause at one of his own campaign parties? Why, yes. Yes, he is.

Comment by Frank Stone on 01/24/12 at 04:14 AM
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