Jesus…  A fucking terrible beauty is born…

Gotta give him some credit—unlike, a lot of these cobags, his campaign website actually has a link where you can email him directly.  I wrote him to say “Whoa there, Bud—that’s a mighty big penis you wish you had there!”

Indeed, in fairness, the man has a well-built site that lays out positions, rather than platitudes.

I respect his service to our country, I respect his business background and I respect his intensity. It may, however, be weeks before I get my hair to lie flat again.

Jesus gawd, this is all over the Internetz, why has no one mentioned why it should be clicked!

Anyway, before the great big gun came out, the best part was that he was a Marine DURING Vietnam. Ha ha. Fucking Desk Marine, no doubt.

I like the way the camera cuts away to limpid glances from the horse, as if the horse is his battered political wife dragged out to testify silently to his manliness.  It happens right as he starts hectoring his imaginary audience. And, of course, the gun fondling at the end before he proudly turns his back on his supporters and rides off into the sunset is also very good.

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To be fair to him, he represents that sort of mad populism that flares up among the Teabaggers that let’s the Jane Hamshers fool themselves that their little ego shows with these people have some hope of forwarding progressive goals.  He seems genuinely offended by corruption among both parties, for example.

That said—YEESH.

All hat and lots of camelids! I love a man who loves his llamas AND knows how to prewash jeans, but what preparation is that for government? Though to be sure, a llama would be an excellent herder of congresscritters, and prewashing always makes money laundering so much easier.

Still, he demonstrates why Tom Lehrer remains evergreen:

We’ll try to stay serene and calm—
When ALABAMA gets the bomb

The horse is adorable.  I’d vote for the horse.

I’m sorry, on viewing the ad again I notice that the camera cuts away to the horse just as the speaker barks out ” who on earth would vote for such a dummy?”  I take it that the horse is, in fact, a stand in for the bewildered voters and not for the speaker’s wife.

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Good lord, it’s Zell Miller.

I kinda like his manic intensity.

In fact, I was 100% until he dropped the ‘illegals’ straw-man.

I would totally hire this guy…to work at least 3 counties away from where ever I was.