Every liberal wants to have nasty pedophile sex with Sarah Palin’s daughters

Granted, it is semi-creepy that Joe McGinniss rented a house right next to the Palin compound in Wasilla while he’s writing a book about her, but her response to it is downright psychotic:

Here he is – about 15 feet away on the neighbor’s rented deck overlooking my children’s play area and my kitchen window. [...]

Wonder what kind of material he’ll gather while overlooking Piper’s bedroom, my little garden, and the family’s swimming hole?

If this woman is ever elected president, I’m encasing myself in a lead barrel and drowning myself in my own tears. [via TBogg]

UPDATE: I’m surprised she didn’t accuse McGinniss of “makin’ things up” regarding her recent lie about her grandfathers being Canadian bootleggers...

“Neither of Palin’s grandfathers was a bootlegger, nor did either come from Saskatchewan, Alberta or Manitoba,” McGinniss told me.

“She must have felt that because her appearance in Hamilton did not receive extensive U.S. media coverage she could say anything. And so, in an attempt to bond with her audience—in order to assure that she received their adulation as well as her $100,000 speaking fee—she told them things she thought they’d like to hear, no matter whether true or false.”

McGinniss continues: “I’ve been observing this tendency over the past several months, and it seems to have metastasized to the point where it might be called pathological sycophancy (i.e. a need to bask in the adulation of others that is so strong that it overrides honesty, decency and self-respect, causing the sufferer not only to defame others with exaggerated falsehoods, but to invent from whole cloth engaging anecdotes about one’s own personal and family history…)”

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It is a deeply bizarre response that appears calculated to leave no touchstone in her personal mythology unturned. It’s almost like she wants to encourage her army of 28 Days Later rage zombies* to remove the implied threat McGinniss poses to herself, her daughters and the Holy Infant.

* H/T to whomever I stole that line from.

pathological sycophancy

This is precisely why I think there’s a very good chance she’ll run on a third party (tea party?) ticket in 2012. I still say there’s not a chance in hell she’ll get the GOP nod.

Like Sarah and her Human Shields are ever there.

Although, I could see Todd and Joe becoming drinking buddies in the Snow Princess’s long absences. Hmmm…

What did I tell you? Now that she’s writing her own shit, the Facebook Notes have ceased to be cagey political Molotovs hurled from behind a snowbank, and turned into something that sounds more like a bitter divorcée drunk-blogging a messy child-custody suit.

And Betty’s right: She’s becoming not just bizarre, but downright “Jim Jones” spooky—living (and believing) her own made-up myth, obsessed with her enemies, blustering, vindictive, theatrical, self-contradicting and—despite her army of worshipful fans—increasingly isolated and alone in the space between her ears.

Everybody sing along, now.

This is precisely why I think there’s a very good chance she’ll run on a third party (tea party?) ticket in 2012.

You know, that would actually be a good way to keep the freelance Patron Saint to the Wingnut Rump gig going indefinitely. I agree that the GOP money men will keep her from getting the Republican nomination—they can read polls.

But even if she did get the GOP nod, that’s a one-time deal, and it would result in a humiliating loss or actually having to do a difficult and important job. Would either of those options be attractive to Palin? Perhaps not.

However, she could be a perennial 3rd party candidate like Ralph Nader and make a career of being a political gadfly. The GOP establishment would despise her for it. But in the eyes of her hardcore fan base, she can do no wrong.

Hmmm, is it possible Bachmann sees this coming? That could explain why she’s suddenly handling the teabaggers with tongs...

I was thinking more like this

Palin running against other GOPers in a primary would be a feast of fun.

If it ever came to that, I think anything McGinniss published might be eclipsed by Geoffrey Dunn‘s upcoming oeuvre, The Lies of Sarah Palin: The Untold Story Behind Her Relentless Quest for Power.

It was slated for release this year, but evidently there’s so much material that it’s now been put back to 2011.

I go to the wikipedia article on McGinniss and see this:

On May 25, 2010, Palin posted a Facebook note in which she said McGinniss had rented her next-door neighbor’s home “for the next five months or so.

I just think it’s interesting that wikipedia updates that fast. It makes me wonder if there’s a wiki that posts about things happening in the near future.

Anyway. I like this part:

[...] pathological sycophancy (i.e. a need to bask in the adulation of others that is so strong that it overrides honesty, decency and self-respect[...]

I think that’s a good insight, not just about Palin, but about people attracted to politics. Not to pick on Hillary, but I was reminded of her stories about being under gunfire in Bosnia, and being named after Sir Edmund Hillary.

weird 6,000 sq ft addition being built to Palin 3,400 sq ft home

Comment by Bob Stanley on 05/25/10 at 10:08 AM

weird 6,000 sq ft addition being built to Palin 3,400 sq ft home

Yeah, I saw that in TBogg’s post. I guess that does indicate that she doesn’t plan on running for president, but with her you never know.

Does anyone know how many years her contract with Fox covers? Was it just one year or more than that?

Since when do people who earn $12 million/annum have “a swimming hole.”

What the fuck are they, the Clampetts?  I hope this bitch chokes on her fake folksiness.

Seamless mashup of Sarah Palin Facebook post and a randomly-googled amateur online diarist.

So, putting on the shorts and tank top to catch that too-brief northern summer sun and placing a giddy Trig in his toddler backpack for a lawn-mowing adventure, I looked up in surprise to see a “new neighbor” overlooking my property just a stone’s throw away. Needless to say, our outdoor adventure ended quickly after Todd went to introduce himself to the stranger who was peering in…

...Then… something small is moving all over my face… a bug or something. So I take my hands and brush my face and wake up… I jump up and of course you guessed it…..I am completely covered in whipped cream (including my face) BUT THAT’S NOT THE WORST PART…OH NO.. as I jump up ...my bikini top falls off..I try and grab it, forgetting my hands are full of whipped cream and smear my chest and off falls my bottom too. Someone had untied me completely! Desperately trying to cover myself up while it’s all being recorded on video. My girlfriends scoops up my top and bottom and toss it to a hidden figure- MY BOYFRIEND!!!

PS: Sarah’s Fox contract is for three years, IIRC. Part of the construction at her house is the studio setup Fox built so she could uplink to the network from her scenic, gosh-golly All-American cabin by the lake.

Part of the construction at her house is the studio setup Fox built so she could uplink to the network from her scenic, gosh-golly All-American cabin by the lake.

I did not know that.  Sounds kind of like Keilor’s Lake Wobegon monologue, but with the nostalgic musings replaced by the watchamacallit… pathological sycophancy.

She should use the Black Keys Psychotic Girl as her intro music.

Glenn Beck is reading Sarah’s Facebook note on the radio now.

Apparently, she and Beck had a flurry of email exchanges about this last night. Glenn is outraged.

Glenn is outraged

I wonder what Malkin (“granite countertops!!!”) has to say?

Now, he’s whining that he has to spend HIS OWN MONEY for a security detail, and HE HAS LOST HIS PERSONAL FREEDOMS because he can’t just walk down the street anymore.

He thinks it’s because there is no more DECENCY IN AMERICA. I think it’s WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOUR CHOSEN CAREER IS PUMPING THE MEDIA FULL OF INCENDIARY MADE-UP BULLSHIT, AND INTENTIONALLY SEEDING THE AIRWAVES WITH IRRATIONAL HATE AND FEAR. You know—the same reason I have no sympathy for Palin. She can have a normal life, or she can keep being the Teabag Elvis. Her choice.

Shorter Sarah Palin:

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest biographer?

I’m sure John Ziegler is pissed that McGinniss beat him to the house.

Time to dust off the unused scripts for that creepy American Gothic TV series, tweak them a bit, and have another go.

Paging Gary Cole… paging Gary Cole.

Comment by meepmeep09 on 05/25/10 at 11:25 AM

I’m sure John Ziegler is pissed that McGinniss beat him to the house.

And Rich Lowry.

Comment by Oblomova on 05/25/10 at 11:56 AM

I’d love to be a fly on the wall the next time Sarah sees the neighbors who rented their house to McGinniss.  I can’t imagine why they would be so mean as to do such a thing!

Hell. What’s she whining about? It could be worse. It could be Sullivan.

So, putting on the shorts and tank top to catch that too-brief northern summer sun and placing a giddy Trig in his toddler backpack for a lawn-mowing adventure

Bwuuhhh?

Two things: the neighboring house is damned close for the frontier, isn’t it?  Also: you have to wonder whether the neighbor moved out and started renting because he’s fed up with Palin’s lifestyle.

I think it was smart of McGinnis to rent the neighboring house. Palin has always relied on distance and disinterest to cover up the real story of her life in Alaska.  Now someone who is actually going to be studying her comings and goings, and her local relationships, is going to be too close for much fakery. And she and Todd have a ton invested in   images like “I mow my own lawn” or “I sucessfully multitask” or even “I’m a good mother/stay at home dad” to let someone see their daily lives.

However, that being said, I really wonder if McGinnis has the guts to keep up with the rental given the withering attacks he’s going to be under. She and Todd not only hold grudges, they don’t understand boundaries very well. If I were McGinnis I’d be worried for my own physical safety.

aimai

Two things: the neighboring house is damned close for the frontier, isn’t it?  Also: you have to wonder whether the neighbor moved out and started renting because he’s fed up with Palin’s lifestyle.

Well, yeah. Karma.

The building regs up there are nonexistent. Palin’s original house was palatial by any standards, and built very close to the house next door. And now she’s moaning that the neighbor’s house is only 15 feet away?

As usual, I guess that’s somebody else’s fault.

1. Palin probably doesn’t have a lot of friends left in Alaska…let alone Wasilla, for that matter. Her neighbor is hoping she’ll move so he can have her boat dock, and the Teabagger Bus Tours will stop rolling through what used to be a a quiet, private getaway.

2. Rich public figures who want privacy don’t live in places with 20-foot lot separation where the Manson Family can sublet the house next door. Sarah should buy out the enclave, or move into an abandoned Nevada missile silo. It’s no one’s fault she’s stupid AND cheap.

3. Sarah knows that no one will ever pay good money to buy that boxy-looking, pre-fab Wasilla House O’Pancakes she lives in until after she’s elected President.

4. Sarah knows she can use this “predator-next-door” thing to enhance her public image as a helpless, feckless victim of Evil Liberals and milk the sympathy and cash she craves from her adoring fans.

5. McGinnis is likely enjoying the hell out of taking shits on a Kohler Hi-Tech Fountain Toilet while gazing at the same view Todd and Sarah have from their master bedroom, and pondering the Sacred Right of Private Property Ownership.

Two things: the neighboring house is damned close for the frontier, isn’t it?

not to mention the Best Western motel and parking lot which is about another 1/8 of a mile away.

*

Bwuuhhh?

Trig in backpack provides valuable protection. Sort of like a living Flak jacket.

Trig in backpack provides valuable protection. Sort of like a living Flak jacket.

Commenter Halloween Jack over at Alicublog put it nicely:

[SPOILER ALERT for a decades-old book] Stephen King once compared Palin to Greg Stillson from The Dead Zone, but that’s really unfair… to Stillson, because after all, he only used a child as a meat shield once.

Booyah!

So, putting on the shorts and tank top to catch that too-brief northern summer sun

Oh yeah, they’re getting a mere 18 hours of that bad boy.

So, as I understand it she went outside, saw her neighbor looking around and FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

Palin wants to complain that McGinniss is spying on her and attempts to paint him as a pedophile yet she’s the one who posted a pic of him on the far side of his deck, much further than the 15 feet she claimed. 

This closely knit area of homes pretty much puts down the story Bristol told in court about being all alone in the middle of nowhere, scared about “some boys who texted her and said they were outside of the house and wanted to come in”.  There was also the matter of Levi being there with her along with the Secret Service agents posted in the driveway and on the lake.

The lake is her so called “swimming hole” so it’s not exactly what you would call her private property although I’m sure she’d like to claim it as such.  It also happens to be a dead lake due to the pollution. It’s probably the same type of run-off she wanted to allow in other areas while she was serving her half-term as pretend Governor while Todd did the work.  After all the native Alaskans didn’t really need to keep fishing in Bristol Bay to keep their village alive and provide their means of support.  She told them they could move somewhere else to find jobs.  What a “servant’s heart” this woman has!

Palin’s half-human Facebook fans are reacting as expected:

Paul Kostopolus  The guy moving in next door is a blatant attempt at invading your privacy and that of your family. He could be delt with.

Sarahnoids hate private property and the owner’s rights to sublet a vacation home to anyone they want to.

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