EXCLUSIVE: New “Luce Lady” to be announced today!

EXCLUSIVE!!!

Must credit Rumproast!

As many of you may know, the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute is a non-profit organization that specializes in motivating and training young women, mostly bereft of souls, to be the conservative leaders of tomorrow. As a “motivational tool,” they’ve offered poorly-crafted “Luce Lady” posters for “free” ($7.00 shipping/fondling) through their web site and the series has featured luscious luminaries like Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin. Rumproast has learned through anonymous sources that CBLPI will be unveiling a new “Luce Lady” today during a press conference at their headquarters in Herndon, VA. We reveal who that “Lucey Lady” is below the fold…

Congratulations, Taylor Marsh!!! You’ve come a long way, baby!

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UPDATE (4/9/08): Due to some not-so-subtle legal threats Taylor directed at blogger John Brown, I’ve replaced her image with a more appropriate one. More background here.

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/02/08 at 07:44 AM • Permalink

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Almost believable, too…

The Clare Booth people, however, have standards. Marsh meets the “batshit crazy” requirement but she falls short in that she’s never actually been paid by anyone to spout her nonsense. Massive ego doesn’t disqualify one from Luce B**h status, but the ego must be accompanied by some commercial appeal or track record of actual status somewhere than in the individual’s own mind.

This rule was put in place in order to prevent another Luce poster—the one of the Crazy Cat Lady Down the Block who Thought Walter Mondale was the Son of Satan.

Clearly, Marsh shares more in common with CCLDtBwTWMwtSoS than Malkin or Coulter.