EXPLOSIVE! KABOOM!!! LAMESTREAM MEDIA QUEEN KATIE COURIC GIGGLES AT RIDICULOUS FIRST NAMES!!!!!!
Oh. Dear. God. Just when you think they can’t get any sillier:
As you can see, the video shows Katie Couric preparing to go on the air on the day John McCain announced Governor Palin as his running mate. It shows some tantalizing hints of Couric’s attitude toward the Governor—when talking about first Trig, then Track, Couric says “where the hell do they get these [names]?...” At that point the producer running the sound board shut off the sound because he or she didn’t want to have Couric’s disdainful and contemptuous view of Governor Palin’s children captured on even an internal CBS tape that they never expected would see the light of day. You can tell this by the “OMG!” reaction of the CBS news employees who were in the control room as Couric said that about the Governor’s kids. This video also shows Couric taking a shot at female basketball players and at Governor Palin’s hometown, one of the fastest growing areas in the country, and the fifth largest city in Alaska.
There’s a larger story here, of course.
Of course, the larger story is that YOU’RE RIDICULOUS FUCKING PEOPLE! Stop it. Now. I can’t take being American anymore. You teabaggin’ Palinbots are embarrassing the hell out of me. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
MORE: To take the heat off of Queen Katie, our liberal media goddess, I decided to revisit the post where we live-blogged Sarah Palin’s appearance on The Oprah Show last year. During the commercial breaks we came up with names for Sarah’s future children on the fly. Here’s a list of most of ‘em. This is how you do it, Ms. Couric…
RUMPROAST’S PALIN NAME GENERATOR LIST:
E, Pluribus & Unum
Spit & Swallow
Fudgy the Whale