Good stuff…

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Personally, I’m not impressed. I think the snake waited too long to eat the hampster because there were people watching, and now it’s stuck in the friend zone. All they do is hang out and watch TV, and every time the snake says “Hey, wouldn’t it be weird if I ate you?” the hamster is like “Haha, you’re so funny” and changes the subject.

Frankly, I don’t think they need our help because they’re 3,000 votes ahead of the nearest competitor but it’s very funny so definitely vote for it!

Frankly, I don’t think they need our help because they’re 3,000 votes ahead of the nearest competitor but it’s very funny so definitely vote for it!

Yeah, but Cheezburer and Cute Overload are both capable of a pretty huge surge. It’s pretty impressive that it’s beating those two behemoths.

I felt a lot better about that vote than I have about voting in a long time!

I fell in love with that place a while ago (because apparently I am a sadistic asstwat), but their stuff is solid and who doesn’t like a cute animal being objectified to the bitter end?

who doesn’t like a cute animal being objectified to the bitter end?

Careful, the PEWMAs will think you’re talking about them.

Penguins are sexist.

Careful, the PEWMAs will think you’re talking about them.

They carry (mainly) depleting levels of estrogen, backwards biological clocks and the occasional Fiber Mialjia (CANNOT SPELL). What, me worry?

I am sorry Kevin, but I cannot in good conscience support Fuck You Penguin.

Oh my, somebody on one of my social netwerkz things posted that panda picture, but I didn’t know from whence it came. That blog is fabulous. I mean, not as funny as the monkey smelling its butt and fainting, but pretty damn good!

How do you not like a blog called Fuck You, Penguin? It almost makes us feel kinda like there just might be something wrong with these PUMA ladies.

Yeah, but Cheezburer and Cute Overload are both capable of a pretty huge surge.

They better make their moves soon!  Penguin is approaching 60% of the vote.  Besides, having looked at all of them now, the treacle in the others is pretty thick.  Penguin, while admittedly not exactly a “domestic pet” blog, it’s true, is extremely witty and disparages and celebrates our love of animals and desire for them to act like people all at the same time.

I posted a request over there.

It’s about time somebody did a blog like this. They sent me over as a flying monkey from Rumproast.
Great blog, you have my vote.

Can you do something with a PUMA, and maybe swarming fire ants, or a crocodile or something?

I can’t believe there’s a “Pet Blog” category.  What’s next, Best Rimjob Blog?  Best Asshole with Peanuts Blog?  Jumpin’ Jesus.