Thanks, Kevin. I am now measurably stupider than I was seven minutes ago.

C’mon, but you would have gone your whole life without hearing this:

It’s a holy image or a bucket of filth!

Until now I had always wondered who could possibly be stupid enough to fall for those Nigerian banking scams. Cheesus!

i once saw jesus on some butt wipe.

ROFL!  The Jesus the chihuahua anus was the funniest of all of them!

OK, Allan, this is so scary but it actually does look like Jesus!  Clearly that chihuahua is the devil.  My favorite was the Cheeto Jesus. 

But, ya know, how come people just take for granted that you can see all kinds of shapes in clouds that are just visual imagery but if something even comes close to resembling Jesus or Virgin Mary in french toast or whatever they go all “call the media!” over it?

I enjoyed the clip of the news report that labeled a girl as an “amazed onlooker”, she says “I don’t really think much about it, it is just a glare on the window”. A totally amazed onlooker, indeed.
I feel some disgust at the ‘news’ programs for giving this BS any legitimacy; it’s hard to decide whether they or the Jesus seers are more broken.

The Jesus the chihuahua anus

Alas, something I’ve been waiting my entire life to avoid.

Lordy, that was a load of stupid.

To their credit, the “news” people reporting on those “stories” do, for the most part, display the correct level of skepticism and/or incredulity.

“Jesus on a stick” has got to be the most sacrilegious remark I’ve ever heard on broadcast television. It gives me hope.

“Is it a holy image or a bucket of filth?”  That made me laugh but why can’t it be both?