First Lady to portly children: Hand over the candy basket!

Pity the American child—life’s been tough lately. Their parents got laid off. Their houses were foreclosed. And the out-of-gas SUVs they live in don’t have electrical outlets to run their Wii machines and PS4s.
Our generation of lost urchins gleans what comfort it can from Chicken McNuggets, Hostess Cupcakes and Kit Kat bars. The last thing it needs is a tall lady with frighteningly toned arms snatching the sugary treats from its pudgy hands.
Talk about taking candy from a baby. That’s just mean, Mrs. O.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 02/09/10 at 06:11 PM • Permalink
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