First they came for Scott Brown…

...and then they came for Glenn Beck [via Wonkette]:

Meet kinder, gentler Glenn Beck: New ‘global warming’ believer?
Finds common ground with George Clooney, his publicist is Democratic Party power player

The best part is the “Let them know what you really think. Get ‘Global Warming Is A Hoax’ Magnetic/Easy-Off Adhesive Bumper Sticker” link WND embedded in middle of the article.  SAVE US, MAGNETO!

This is why Jane Hamsher and Cenk Whateverhisnameis writing posts about progressives needing to find common ground with teabaggin’ loons was some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever read in the leftosphere. The WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!!! howler monkeys might be good for a short-term GOP victory or two, but these booger-eating morons, their numbers ridiculously over-amplified by the internet (just like the Paultards and the PUMAs in ‘08), are going to ultimately obliterate whatever kind of “comeback” the Republicans appeared to be mounting with their utterly inflexible (and ill-informed) purity test(s). I, for one, hope they never shut up because they’re one of the best presents the Dems have been handed in years.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 02/23/10 at 11:47 AM • Permalink

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Out her in Seattle the Teabaggers are having an epic meltdown because their empty headed radio mouthpiece, Dori Monson, just found out the slang definition of the term a week after he spoke at a rally.

State Rep Geoff Simpson has been bitchslapping him in an awesome email exchange that Dori stupidly posted on his blog. You can see it here.

They wouldn’t be teabaggers without a ton of random capitalization and misspelled words.

That’s hilarious, Len—thanks for sharing. This Dori character must be dumber than a Garden Weasel; otherwise, he’d quietly delete the representative’s emails instead of displaying the complete and utter pwnage for all the world to see.

I can only hope that this forces that GOP to go even harder right during primary season, and the Teabag candidates make it to the general.

Outside of rural Arkansas, these brain-dead fools will lose everywhere.

gee, i wonder why that last tweet about brown didn’t just use the whole idiom:  “lier, lier, pants on fier”?

CPAC’s been getting slammed for allowing participation by Gay Conservative groups. Now Malkin’s “Hot Air” site is drawing fire from hard-line homophobes for its new, “gay-friendly” editorial slant.

It’s getting harder and harder to find untainted nutbag heroes who are crazy in all the “right” ways.

Not a lot of funny stuff happening these days, outside of the Rumproast, of course.

Brown’s vote moving the jobs bill along, that made me giggle.  It’s almost like he understands that to get re-elected in Massachusetts, he’s going to have to cast some votes with the Dems. And, that’s going to give cover to Senators like Snowe, Collins, and Voinovitch to occasionally vote with Dems.

I, for one, hope they never shut up because they’re one of the best presents the Dems have been handed in years.

No doubt, but it remains to be seen if anyone has the stones to make use of that.

“First they came for Scott Brown . . . and then they came for Glenn Beck. .”

And now they’re gunning for Ed Morrissey and Allahpundit.  LOL.  May the Purity Wars continue!

It’s always funny until the creature you so lovingly created turns on you, rips you open and eats your spleen.

And then it’s just hilarious.

The teabagger comments on Brown’s FB page are absolutely cracking.  My favourite:

“We didn’t send you to DC to think for us, but to represent us!”

The obvious disdain for mental thought processes explains why this woman fails to notice that Brown is the senator for the most liberal state in the Union.  If she wants him to represent his constituents, then I agree totally with her.  She might, however, not get the result she wants.

Strange—“untainted nutbag heroes” may be the gheyest comic book ever.  And the Facebook thread goes on.  Just scan for CAPS LOCK to get the highlights…

Mr Brown, it’s obvious that you have NO IDEA what a JOB really is. Can you please explain to us how the Federal Government can actually CREATE A JOB?

  Um… by hiring someone to do something, like pave a road or audit your taxes, and paying them a wage?  You’re welcome, Sean Pasell.

Can you please explain to us how the Federal Government can actually CREATE A JOB?

Or, as in the case of this bill, give employers a nice cash incentive in the form of a payroll tax rebate to take on new hires this year.  And lo, jobs WILL BE CREATED!!

Meanwhile the Snow Grifter is biding her time. Sooner or later a seat will be up for grabs in a state that isn’t do gosh danged cold all of the time.

Not on topic but come on, y’all; how could you get scooped on this?

Comment by Morbo on 02/23/10 at 03:49 PM

Not on topic but come on, y’all; how could you get scooped on this?

Our resident Taitz specialist Mrs. Polly seems to spend all of her time at Blingee.com now.  We haven’t seen her for weeks.

Not on topic but come on, y’all; how could you get scooped on this?

Morbo, anyone with access to the Rumper Room would know that we’ve already advanced all those memes and more.

But suffice it to say that it was unanimous (save one) amongst our Founders Group who are prominent snarkologists from around the country and perhaps, through our connections, we know more information than you know.  Could that be?

Morbo, anyone with access to the Rumper Room would know that we’ve already advanced all those memes and more.

Yes, but the snark turn over rate in there is so high. Sometimes the hum of the turbines keeps me up at night. EVEN WHEN THE COMPUTER IS OFF.

Yes, but the snark turn over rate in there is so high.

Drinking straight from the firehose of snark is not for the faint of heart, that’s for sure.

Many’s the time when I’ve returned home from another frustrating and unproductive excursion outside my home, only to find that in my absence from the intertubes, critical snark-provoking incidents have occurred and punch-lines have already crystallized without my input.

Curse you, brick-and-mortar world! I cry, and resolve to spend less time away from the computer in the future.

Cenk Uyger of The Young Turks is who you are referring to. I watch his show every day. Couple of months into the election and he has gotten into this Bill O’Reilly mode of I am the little guy looking out for you. Some of his criticism is valid most of it appears to be for effect.
Jane Hamsher has received the Young Turk award on numerous occasions.

The post is not available anymore.

So now Brown is a cheese-eating surrender monkey, to boot!

I have said this before ( I think) my local home grown RWNJ radio host is famous for screeching “government doesn’t create jobs! eleventy!” in his listening area which consists ENTIRELY of people who are a) employed by the government (the USMC) b) are retired from government employment (the USMC or the civil service) c) have jobs because of the government (ie waitresses etc., of all the local restaurants visited by the USMC) d) screeched relentlessly when their livelihoods were being taken away cause all of the Marines were being deployed, their dependants were all moving home and there was no business.  And this host STILL has people calling him and congratulating him on his insight (said callers all being former Marines or Civil Service).  I live in the fucking twilight zone I tell you.

... Jane Hamsher and Cenk Whateverhisnameis ...

It’s Cenk Uygur.  And you know what?  Really not that hard to find out, if you honestly forgot.

Disagree with someone if you like, and I’ll be the first to agree that some of the recent firebaggery has been nothing short of mock-worthy.  But Cenk Uygur is a good man and he is most definitely on our side.  We don’t need to be hitting our friends below the belt.  Especially when the whole point of this post is to make fun of the conservatives for their never-ending purity purges.

Bad form, Kevin.

Bad form, Kevin.

What, I’m an Olympic diver now?

Jesus,to paraphrase Thers, some people take this blogging shit way too seriously.

It’s Cenk Uygur.  And you know what?  Really not that hard to find out, if you honestly forgot.

Ha ha! Of course I could have looked up his last name. I USE THE GOOGLE MACHINE ALL OF THE TIME!!!! I was just feeling lazy and thought it would be funny to assign him a silly name. I guess you and Agnostic Monkey (WARNING: FUNNY NAME!) didn’t get the joke. Oops!

Especially when the whole point of this post is to make fun of the conservatives for their never-ending purity purges.

Apples. Oranges. I’m not asking to “purge” him from the progressive community, I was just stating that I thought a couple of things he wrote about the teabaggers were stupid, because they were. Use the Googles, you’ll see.

BTW, no hard feelings, Brendan. You’re a good dude. Was just hurling a little bleary-eyed, early morning snark your way.

Love,
Sink Uruguay

BTW, no hard feelings, Brendan. You’re a good dude.

None taken, and thanks for saying so.

I said my piece, albeit not clearly enough, but that’s the end of it.

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