Five Minutes of Hate from the Daughters of the Democratic Confederacy

This was posted in comments on an earlier thread and was too good to let die.  From KPFT Listener - the day after the PUMA’s hosted their train wreck of a call-in show:

The following day, the PUMAs got punked by a programmer from the very same station who re-mixed their screeching and wailing in a segment he called Five Minutes of Hate from the Daughters of the Democratic Confederacy .

Here it is - it goes for about the first 6 minutes:  inner201.mp3

Posted by marindenver on 11/15/08 at 06:40 PM • Permalink

Holy farking schnitt! You know, that’s pretty much what I expected her to sound like - screechy, whiny, bat-shit insane.

Good job pulling that out from the comments, marin. my favorite part was when her referred to jenniforhillary as “icepick voice.”

jenni4hillary: “I think the radio station should give us more time---”

board operator: “Fat chance, ice-pick voice”

My, I enjoyed that.

And now, another selection from all-time great jenny4hillary’s hairballs:

jenniforhillary 11.11.08 at 10:56 am
At GREENFUN…
Hillary is a traitor, but not to the Feminist Movement but to America. And to me. She said she was never going to stand down and she did. She said she was never going to stop fighting and she did. AND, for the record, SHE AND BILL FOR TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN TELLING ANYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN EXACTLY WHAT PUMA KNOWS AND HAS BEEN TRYING TO DISSEMINATE.
PUMA has already discussed Country before Party AND how the two political parties (Dems and Repubs) use us AND how this year the DEMS showed that they too possess some of the evil they have always said was singularly owned by the Repubs. THUS, to say that Hillary is loyal and smart and fine because she chose to protect herself and the DEMS and left US and America out to hang….NOPE, not gonna drink that kool aid either.
See, Hillary is going to be fine. She chose self protection over history-making, she chose status quo over avant garde, and she chose wrong over right. She chose NOBAMA over us. And this will never change.
At this point, and if any of you can argue from a point of KNOWING please do so, I happen to KNOW that the Clintons are dead meat in Washington. They are not on the B list, not even on any lists. They will not be on any committees, and they will not get invited to any parties. They are out, and HE is in. And ALL OF THIS might have been prevented if, in Denver, she had grabbed a live mike and told the truth.
Sorry, but I don’t give a damn if Hillary is or is not a feminist, I am just sad as hell that I don’t think she is an American. And you can pillory me or condemn me or throw me to the wolves, but ANYONE who has knowledge of THAT ONE and tells people to vote for him is not my friend, my countrywoman, or my Hillary. And, all this coming from someone who would have put my life on the line to stand up, protect, defend, or support this woman….
The ONE thing I will say in her favor is that should she ever have an explanation that I could swallow, I would do so. Perhaps not even because it is right, but because living with the knowledge that she sold me out hurts like hell. I would rather drink the kool aid, I just can’t….

Did anybody read the open letter to Obama ad in the USA today newspaper? These people are nuts, of course we already knew that!

Maybe it’s time for jenni to rethink her name . . . seriously somebody needs to force feed her some Prozac.

I think I read over there or somewhere that the station had a contest where you could win the call in hour for your group and jenni won.  Bet the station will do a lot more due diligence on the next group they let in!

Did anybody read the open letter to Obama ad in the USA today newspaper?

I think that’s still just in the wishing stage.  As of yesterday they were about $80,000 short of the $90,000 buy. Anything’s possible though.

Thanks for the correction on that marin, I should have known better than to believe a puma!...lol

Great stuff!

In case everyone stopped listening after six minutes, though, the next ten are well worth listening to, too.  The segment features a reporter from Alaska named Shannyn Moore, and she has quite a lot to say about Ted Stevens, among other topics.

@marin:

Just checked.  The latest:

As of Noon today, we have received $17,839 to pay for the open letter.

(*cue “Jaws” theme ...*)

Wait.  Do sharks roar?

Um… At the risk of getting stoned (or the cyberspace equivalent), why are you guys so obsessed with PUMA? I didn’t even know what PUMA meant/stood for until I looked it up the other day, and I used to think myself pretty politically savvy/well informed. From what I read, they seem like a bunch of idiots. Why pay them any mind? It’s sort of like the Sarah Palin phenomenon. Maybe if we all just ignored her, instead of blogging about her (GUILTY) and giving her free media time, she would JUST GO AWAY. Just a thought…

My poor KPFT, home to the best radio show around--
Lone Star Jukebox!

http://www.lonestarjukebox.com/index.html

At the risk of getting stoned (or the cyberspace equivalent), why are you guys so obsessed with PUMA? I didn’t even know what PUMA meant/stood for until I looked it up the other day, and I used to think myself pretty politically savvy/well informed. From what I read, they seem like a bunch of idiots. Why pay them any mind?

Speaking for myself, I find them endlessly entertaining precisely because they are a bunch of idiots. I’m going to do my final EPIC FAIL post about the PUMAs and be done with them, though.

J.

I didn’t even know what PUMA meant/stood for until I looked it up the other day, and I used to think myself pretty politically savvy/well informed.

Same here.  I consider myself an index on kookery from Scientology to Black Helicopters and the PUMAloons were a new one on me.

Until they came blaring out of the radio speakers right before my program. If I’m not mistaken, Murphy and Ice Pick are PUMApac, which seems to be a PUMAloon splinter group for the more psychotically inclined.

I wasted a few hours clicking around from there, and learned about Berg, cult of the COLB, Patriot Brigade webcast, etc etc.

PUMAloon seems pretty insignificant in the overall spectrum of organized anti-Obama reactionaries.

I think the allure is that they are full-on, batshit crazy, flame retardant gas bags and more fun than a South Park episode.

-Scooter
Innerside Radio
KPFT Houston

PS

I was disappointed there is no entry for PUMA at Encyclopedia Dramatica, my favorite Wiki .

Perhaps Kevin can write up a treatment on them, they are perfect for that Wiki. It has to be insanely brutal to get accepted.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com

Thanks Kevin and Scooter! : )

P.S. Please encourage Betty to set up her Guinea Pig Cam. ; )

I’m surprised some of you guys haven’t heard of PUMA. Part of what made them so annoying for a while (and so entertaining now) is that they were given an undue amount of attention by the national media trying to stoke the fires of the “Obama/Clinton feud” story. I saw them on a number of shows spouting nonsense, and part of me thinks that the McCain campaign bought into their insane idea that there were millions of disaffected Clinton supporters just waiting to support McCain. I’m pretty sure that’s one reason behind their pick of Palin, which ultimately torpedoed his candidacy. I guess in some sense we should be grateful. But yeah, they were in the limelight for a bit and they still seem to think that they matter, even though the rest of the country, and Hillary herself, have long since moved on.

It’s also a fascinating study in psychology to see how these people react to things.

Speaking of insanity, FWIW, African Press International (API) has been shut down by WordPress for an apparent TOS violation. 

http://africanpress.wordpress.com/

Scooter - did yo have a chance to actually meet Ice Pick?

Scooter, thanks a bunch for icepick.  That kills. Enjoyed your radio show, too.

Henceforth, jenniforhillary will be known as icepickforhillary.

Speaking of insanity, FWIW, African Press International (API) has been shut down by WordPress for an apparent TOS violation. 

Oh noes!  The Michelle tapes will be lost forever - there will be a meltdown in the wingnut blogosphere - how can they stop evil Barack from becoming pres now??!!??

I may have to do an API retrospective complete with my new arsenal of hugely entertaining free clipart animated gif thingies.

free clipart animated gif thingies

How retro!  I love how the 90’s website design is back “in” again.

http://www.secureourdream.com/index.html

Gaahhh!  I clicked on that website, now I have to shower all over again.  Thanks a lot.

Scooter - did yo have a chance to actually meet Ice Pick?

I saw her but there’s only 90 seconds between programs so we didn’t chat. Both programs were one hour that evening so what is on the mp3 link is remix. My program is replayed on other stations later in the week, in a 30 minute time slot, hence the need for extreme editing.

I threw in parts of their program because it was hysterically funny, and also edited in my comments, but the part where we were laughing so hard we couldn’t get started was the actual transition.

The program caused a huge reaction and emale avalanche into KPFT, and when the remix was posted the next day, everybody got a good laugh.

The reaction from management to listenership was consistent: WTF was THAT??!!!

Noooo Kevin noooooo! It will never be done (at least not until they feed Keith Olbermann to the lapping inferno of the Wicker Man!)

this is one of my recent ice pick favorites… Jenniforhillary writes:

comment #243</b>
jenniforhillary 11.11.08 at 1:57 pm
#243

Let’s make PUMA the new Hillary….

Let’s stand up and FIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY.

Let’s DEMAND that THAT ONE BE VETTED RIGHT NOW.

Let’s DEMAND that THAT ONE’s FINANCES BE CHECKED RIGHT NOW.

Let’s DEMAND that THAT ONE’s VOTER FRAUD and VOTER REGISTRATION be CHECKED RIGHT NOW.

Let’s DEMAND that THAT ONE’s BIRTH CERTIFICATE BE CHECKED TO MAKE SURE HE IS EVEN AN AMERICAN.

And HELL YES go take a gun course, buy a couple guns, couple thousand bullets, get a couple years of food/water supplies, learn to to and GROW organic vegetables/fruits, read the Constitution, and let’s GET AMERICA BACK ON TRACK ONE AMERICAN AT A TIME….

I am getting MORE BITTER by the minute, but I am going to channel my anger/sadness into ACTION. ACTION. If we all do this we will win…and right now winning is a matter of surviving.

Thus, it would appear that jenni (the ice pick), growing increasingly more bitter, has taken to clinging to her guns and her religion. The New Hillary, having now attained a kind of hypostatic union of the temporal and divine is in turn constituted as one with The PUMA. - communicatio idiomatum - Thereby introducing a fundamental sacrament: Hillary reborn (the New Hillary) as ongoing presence manifest in the worldly structures, rituals and worship of the PUMA temple. So be it, truly - roar

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Oh jeez, i almost forgot. Jenni wanted me to remind everyone:

“HELL YES”—BYOB (bring your own bullets!)

be wonderful to each other.

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Just to let you know, this thread has been detected by Darraugh Murphy’s Never-Ending AA Meeting of Abused Spouses.

STAND BY FOR TORRENTS OF IMPOTENT, THROAT-CHOKING RAGE.

Raise the shields, KK. The rest of you—MAN THE ESTROGEN PUMPS.

I am getting MORE BITTER by the minute, but I am going to channel my anger/sadness into ACTION. ACTION.

This has to be one of my all-time favorite Puma howls.  Somehow the prospect of her becoming *more* bitter, the final “action,” and the Zippy-the-Pinhead capitalization balance each other perfectly.

Zippy-the-Pinhead capitalization

BWAHAHAHAHA! I love it!