Food prøn: Winner—Dessert That Most Resembles a Hawaiian Shirt

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A neighbor brought it. I have no idea what’s in it. But it reminds me of a Hawaiian shirt my grandfather used to wear.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/27/09 at 07:09 AM • Permalink

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I believe that may be what the Japanese call a “Hello Pudding,” a formal, decorative insult that precedes assassination by poisoning. 

It could also be Pepto-flavored custard, which is a non-alcoholic digestif served mostly in prisons and “nervous hospitals.”

Mmm! Pureed flamingo with raccoon kidneys and poodle testicles.

I love the addition of the fresh garnish.  It’s wondering how the heck it got here in the middle of canned country.

Strawberry custard?

Was the chef an ex-burlesque queen, by any chance? Because that looks like the traditional Pastie Surprise that followed all the potluck suppers at the Rialto Retirement Community in Oxnard.

I’d tell you more, but suffice it to say my Great-Aunt Dollie was a real pistol.

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