Four reasons my cat will never win a Nobel

- Her name isn’t Doris Lessing, it’s Hubcap.
- She can kill people by shooting death rays out of her eyeballs and hasn’t once hesitated to use that power. (Note to self: Don’t forget to take out the plumber.)
- Her brain is approximately the size of a lima bean.
- She once dated Åke Altéus, Deputy Executive Director of the Nobel Foundation, and the relationship ended bitterly (she tried to kill Altéus with her eyeballs).
Posted by Kevin K. on 10/11/07 at 10:54 AM • Permalink
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