Fox News lassos pony that shits Cinnabons and pees chocolate milk!

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Does this currently front-paged story have it all or what? Big, fat, illegal Mexican women (BMWs!) who possibly roll around in Jello at nightclubs and help Muslims (could be terrorists!) escape the US military! As a hobby!

They’re going to have to order a fleet of ambulances to cart Hannity, Beck and O’Reilly off for priapism treatment. Cue the Drudge sirens!

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/20/10 at 10:51 AM • Permalink

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Dear God, there Peak Wingnut really is a myth.

Let me guess, the big sticky loose Latinas are smuggling the (bad?) guys off the army base in their fat folds.

Oh, if you actually slog through the mess the only known instance involves an American woman helping a guy with the last name of Aryan get to Canada.

2. Perfect.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/20/10 at 11:11 AM

There are times I suspect that Murdoch won’t be really happy until the day he gets to personally turn the ovens on…

Comment by Scott on 07/20/10 at 11:36 AM

Laff all you want, but this is the Convergence of Badness that the common sense conservatives have been warning us about.

Ignore this at your PERIL.

Comment by zhak on 07/20/10 at 11:50 AM

Many are single and older than the Afghans, who tend to be in their early 20s.

Oh, dear god, they’re BMW cougars too!

Comment by marindenver on 07/20/10 at 11:58 AM

Loose network or loose women, you be the judge. Film at eleven.!

aimai

Comment by aimai on 07/20/10 at 01:02 PM

Has anyone seen Jenni4Hillary lately? Jus’ wonderin’.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 07/20/10 at 01:17 PM

It’s almost Peak Wingnut, but not quite because there are no references to the New Black Panther Party or George Soros.

Comment by Steve M. on 07/20/10 at 01:47 PM

They seem to have, uh, slightly repurposed the headline:

“EXCLUSIVE: ‘BMWs’ Help Afghans Go AWOL From Texas Air Base”

And a new acronym is thusly born.

Comment by trollhattan on 07/20/10 at 04:41 PM
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