Did you notice the label on the photos in the link? “Unic-Tea.” A saltpeter-pekoe blend perhaps?

Teabaggers who need an online video to tell them to eat food and drink water are probably too stupid to get online and watch it.

This event has all the makings of an epic catastrophe.

I think the whole “helpful tips” positioning was a ruse to deliver the “no signs” and “no firearms” messages. In other words, “Don’t further cement our reputation as a gaggle of unhinged, gun-fondling, racist assholes.”

I think the whole “helpful tips” positioning was a ruse to deliver the “no signs” and “no firearms” messages.

Oh, for sure. As we’ve seen from the other teabagger rallies, they don’t need to be reminded to bring lawn chairs and bag lunches.

Not bring firearms to a teabagger rally? That’s like not bringing weed to a Dead concert!

(sorry for the dated reference, but I’ve never smuggled anything into anywhere, with the exception of a box of liqueur-filled chocolates through customs. And actually, I’d forgotten they were there.)

Not bring firearms

Read between the lines, Polly. I’m sure the video is only talking about “fully automatic” assault weapons. No doubt unconverted semi-auto replicas and standard sidearms are welcome at the rally.

“Firearms” is a Liberal weenie-word. Real 2A’ers understand that Glenn just doesn’t want to see any AKs or 50-cals out on the lawn.

Why does this entire generation of girls talk through its nose?  Seriously.  Drone-y, nasal girlie-speak has become the Standard Middle Atlantic English of kids born after 1990.

Note, too, that if a “liberal” had been heard to suggest, however mildly, that the brethren not bring signs or guns to The Rally, he or she would immediately be accused of “tyranny.”

It’s fun, mocking these cretins, but it can get depressing.  You heard it here first.

but I’ve never smuggled anything into anywhere, with the exception of a box of liqueur-filled chocolates through customs. And actually, I’d forgotten they were there.

Back in the late 90s, I did the same thing with an eighth of weed. Meant to leave it in California, but once we were in midair I was like “hey, what’s this in my pock… eep.”

Ah, the pre-9/11 days.

but I’ve never smuggled anything into anywhere, with the exception of a box of liqueur-filled chocolates through customs. And actually, I’d forgotten they were there.

Does smuggling a thermos of strawberry daiquiris into a rock concert count?

Don’t ever do that, btw.  The daiquiri slush froze in the thermos and we couldn’t get our tasty beverage out until the concert was almost over.  We drank it in the car on the way home. ;)

Kids today have it so easy

Yeah, I’ve seen those in the store and I could think of no application other than sneaking alcohol into venues that don’t allow it. ;-)

Lawn chairs? Ha! Everyone knows the Teabag Brigade will roll into the nation’s capital in their Medicare-paid Hoverounds.

“For it’s hi-hi-hee in U.S. teabaggery;
Shout out the number loud and strong! (9/12!)”

Beck is leading his sheep into the Steel Paddock of Cultural Reclamation. He will deliver the Teabaggers to Obama, and the electric nets will do the rest.

Bwa-ha-ha etc.

She’s just so pretty and nice.  I like her.  Maybe I should gay-marry her and take her away from all that Glennbeckian horror.  Or maybe (I hope, I hope) she’s a paid actor.