Friday Morning “Music”: The Young Cons’ “The Problem”

The Young Cons are back! The Young Cons are back!

Unfortunately the most animated thing in their new rappity-rap video is a cardboard cutout of Ronald Reagan, who is still very much dead. Stiltz & Serious C (THOSE ARE THEIR GHETTO-HOP NAMES, boy-eeeeeee!) really need the miniature wingnut breakdancer to rejoin their pro-bizzle posse if they want to TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK WITH THE TEABAGGIN’ BOOGIEDOWN BEATS!!!

UPDATE: Stiltz & Serious C’s Dartmouth basketball coach Terry Dunn is very supportive...

“I have seen their videos. Only thing I can say is it’s a country with freedom of speech and I’ll leave it at that,” Dunn said.

MORE: It took me a while but I finally found the Young Cons’ greatest rap influence.

Posted by Kevin K. on 01/22/10 at 08:21 AM • Permalink

Categories: Music • Music Videos • Politics • Nutters • Skull Hampers • YouTubidity •

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God, they suck. Poster boys for Planned Parenthood.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 01/22/10 at 08:50 AM

Give them five years, they’ll be the bitter, worn down employees at the local DMV.

Comment by justlen on 01/22/10 at 10:46 AM

Man, Michael Steele must be so proud. He’s brought the conservative message to the ‘hood.

Oh wait, you said Dartmouth?

nevermind.

Comment by gimmeabreak on 01/22/10 at 01:13 PM

I’m actually pretty confident that these guys are going to have a long and successful career in the Inner Party.

They can work in Minisong, making pro-government tunes for the proles to enjoy while they indulge in an endless supply of beer and Big Macs.

Comment by jeffinfremont on 01/22/10 at 01:34 PM

I like the fact that they have the brother in the touk (srsly. wtf?)introduce the video.

Street Cred, y’all!

Comment by t4toby on 01/22/10 at 01:37 PM

what hath steven crowder wrought?

Comment by ts on 01/22/10 at 04:04 PM

Ten years from now, these guys are gonna be to the left of Counterpunch. Bet on it.

What makes me so certain? I’d tell you, but that would entail breaking the non-disparagement contract I have with the early-90s iteration of myself.

Comment by gil mann on 01/22/10 at 06:13 PM

you do realize they go to dartmouth, and even when their extended period of fame is over, they will have an education better than everybodys who posted here.