Game over, bitchez:

Touring Europe with young American Zombie Reagan worshipers? Your move, TS. And unless you find something where this is the onboard entertainment, I suggest you cut your losses, sir.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 10/15/09 at 10:55 AM • Permalink

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I luv this game! Betty, I’ve got another one backpocketed if he’s stubborn.

Comment by Kevin K. on 10/15/09 at 11:08 AM

OH SHIT, NewsMax was what I was saving. Damn you, TS. Damn you straight to hell.

Off to the Googles…

p.s. Betty, you may be onto something. Perhaps it’s time we convince a certain sun-starved lunatic in Massachusetts that a PUMA cruise would make for a great fundraiser.

Comment by Kevin K. on 10/15/09 at 11:11 AM

Fuck! I was saving the YA cruise! This isn’t over!

Comment by ts on 10/15/09 at 11:23 AM

Is it possible to close the ports once all these seafaring goat boners have set sail? For extra amounts of fun we can bar them from re-entering unless they can produce their vault copy original COLBs.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 10/15/09 at 11:36 AM

btw, googling “republican cruises” is a REAL eye-opener.

Yuck.

Comment by ts on 10/15/09 at 11:39 AM

These wingnuts sure love crusin’.

Comment by gimmeabreak on 10/15/09 at 11:43 AM

PUMA cruise

Comment by justlen on 10/15/09 at 11:57 AM

PUMA cruise

The boat is too big

Comment by Tom65 on 10/15/09 at 12:02 PM

PUMA cruise

Comment by justlen on 10/15/09 at 12:06 PM

I think this about covers it.

Comment by justlen on 10/15/09 at 12:11 PM

This is hilarious.

Comment by RubberNecker on 10/15/09 at 01:20 PM

Ahem. On behalf of Europe as a whole, I’d like to make it clear that we have never invited any Republicans to visit on cruises.

Comment by Mike on 10/15/09 at 03:33 PM

NOTE TO ALL CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS THIS WINTER!

When using the men’s restroom, be alert for wide stances.

Comment by Pumalicious! on 10/15/09 at 03:47 PM

googling “republican cruises” is a REAL eye-opener.

I use the info to pick sites for my Somali Pirate Fantasy Camp.

Comment by calling all toasters on 10/15/09 at 04:56 PM

LOL! Loved the pix & links, Justlen & “calling all toasters”.

Comment by G on 10/15/09 at 05:18 PM

The question I want answered, especially for all these “Republican” or “Libertarian” cruises is: What is the port of registry for these ships? For how many of them are we talking Liberia or some other place that doesn’t inspect the ship at all?

Comment by Ken Houghton on 10/15/09 at 07:16 PM

Ken pretty much nailed the hypocrisy.

Comment by justlen on 10/15/09 at 07:28 PM

“spending time in Europe with like-minded individuals”

I will pay good—well, adequate—money to watch a tape of the brainstorming session where they came up with that line. Also, of course, dibs on it as the title of my first solo album.