Gawker has crawled so far up Jesse Watters’ ass…

...that his only option will be to start charging them rent:

We think you’re missing the point of this exercise, Jesse. The fairly simple idea here is to apply to you the same rules that you have repeatedly applied to others. So, as per the Jesse Watters School of Ambush Interviews, you no longer get to decide whether or not to answer our questions. It wasn’t up to Hendrik Hertzberg, or Amanda Terkel, or William Arkin, or a host of other people you ambushed. So now it’s not up to you.

This is going to be fun to watch.

RELATED: Our short Twitter run-in with Jesse the big fucking pussy here.

UPDATE: I was duped, along with a lot of other people.  The Jesse Watters Twitter account is fake. D’oh! Well played, whoever was behind it.

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/25/09 at 03:35 PM • Permalink

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I’m heartbroken to know that I was blocked by a Watters-wannabe.

I demand that Jesse Watters create a Twitter account at once so I can send him rude comments and be blocked by the genuine article!

I know, I’ll start a Facebook group called “Make Jesse Watters Tweet!”

Comment by Allan on 04/25/09 at 05:26 PM

Duped?  That only strengthens our point.

Comment by Ripley on 04/25/09 at 05:27 PM
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