Gentleman, start your intestines

Saying No Quarter’s Larry “Flowbee” Johnson is dumber than a box of dirt is offensive to both boxes and dirt:

Watch Obama Tee Off on Joe Blow Pennsylvania

What do you think? Was this guy wearing a bowling shirt? Is that why Obama is so miffed? If Obama is flying off the handle just because he could not break forty while bowling, what is he going to do in the White House if he has a bad day? He’s already vowed to rip out the White House bowling alley. What next? Is he going to throw bowling balls at Hillary? Fear not Mrs. Clinton, based on Obama’s recent performance on the bowling lanes the only thing he can hit with any confidence is the gutter.

Check out the video here.

Watch the video and read the accompanying account. Larry Johnson is pulling shit out of his ass at such a furious rate these days, the inside of his colon must look like the fucking autobahn.

MORE: Contrast the post and associated comments about this incident at Michelle Malkin’s Hot Air, in which Allahpundit and his readers are generally supportive of Obama, with Johnson’s summation and the Hillshills’ reactions and, you tell me, who comes off better? I’ve been pointing out that Hillary’s rabid dead-enders have become virtually indistinguishable from wingnuts, but now I’m not sure that’s the case anymore.

MORE VIDEO: This CNN video and the compilation video embedded below make it pretty clear this guy was an annoying stalker and, if you closely look at the young guy with the blue Mets cap and the blue Rowan University hoodie (a New Jersey school) who took the picture for stalker dude, he’s clearly holding a book with a Sharpie wedged into it.

FINALLY: The stupid keeps right on coming at No Quarter…

M.I.A.?

There’s someone missing from this brawl. Someone who can always be counted on to voice his opinion with both middle fingers held up, particularly when the insult involves his beloved home state of Michigan.

Where the hell is Michael Moore? We haven’t heard a peep out of him about this mess since before the Oscars (not that I’m suggesting a connection, but…). I think we’d all agree that things have metastasized since then. And yet….*crickets*

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You owe us an explanation, Michael Moore.

A trip to the extremely-difficult-to-find MichaelMoore.com might explain right on the top of the front page how he’s voicing ”his opinion with both middle fingers up.” Or is the “[Y]ou don’t want someone in the Oval Office...” part too difficult to understand?

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/03/08 at 09:31 AM • Permalink

Man, I can’t wait for this fucking primary to be over already. By far the worst part is realizing what a bunch of douchebags a fairly substantial portion of my fellow “Democrats” are. Sometimes I feel like that guy in the horse head scene from The Godfather, as in: “Yuck, I’ve been sleeping next to THAT all this time?!?” I’m not sure there’s a shower hot enough…

Describing Johnson, Flowbee isn’t bad, but I prefer Lloyd Christmas, as it captures both the hair and the intellect.