George Takei’s Census PSA Terrifies Test Conservatives in Lab Study

A gay, married Mr. Sulu reminds paranoid census hold-outs that they have nothing to fear from Liberal Big Government.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 04/02/10 at 12:11 AM • Permalink

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Well, there goes Idaho. But I must say, Mr. Sulu got himself quite a catch!

If the wingnuts had any brains at all, they’d invoke the “gay marriage leads to human/canine marriage” clause and list their dogs and cats as spouses, thus increasing representation for their states, discouraging enumerators from darkening their doorsteps, and saving their own taxpayer dollars.

But, as it is, Texas and Alaska are going to have to be blanketed with census workers, or else they’ll just disappear from the map the way the state of North Virginia did.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 04/02/10 at 02:35 AM

They’re adorable!

Comment by icruise on 04/02/10 at 03:14 AM

Icruise, I was about to say the same thing. Maybe they can adopt me now that my parents are gone.

Comment by Oblomova on 04/02/10 at 09:28 AM

If only more foil chapeaux were as extravagantly fanciful as their wearers.

Mssrs. Takei and Altman are both cuter than puppy paws, and make me feel good about the 14,000 census forms I handled yesterday. Literally. YES, LITERALLY.

No, not the form you all receive. Fourteen different forms. Thanks for posting this thread, Strange! It’s good citizens such as you that we like to count twice.