Get Me Rewrite

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Photograph by Ed Ou, physical resemblance to Thomas Friedman by a god with a cruel sense of irony

Hey, America, remember how we said you couldn’t possibly be any more ignorant about the Middle East region? As the immediate future will attest, we spoke too soon.

Husband and father of two. Dead at 43. In Syria. Of a fucking asthma attack.

In related news, an unmarried chain-smoker with no wisdom to impart regarding geopolitical hotspots is doing just fine, thanks.

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In related news, an unmarried chain-smoker with no wisdom to impart regarding geopolitical hotspots is doing just fine, thanks.

Plus, I just got a record contract!  You can think of my style as a sort of dubstep-infused tween pop.

(I deal with pointless tragedy with smartassery, sorry)

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