Ronald Reagan shat bigger jobs than you’ll ever create, Bainboy!

We’re all about jobs in Texas, speshully win the gubmint heps us create em!

O, and let’s see whut you got to envy, Mitt!  Drop those forms!Drop’em!

Santorum: Ron Paul wears the taint of Soros!

Now stop that. That’s not funny.

What do you call flop sweat when it’s on the front-runner?

Late to the party as that livestream link wouldn’t work here. Sorted now.

I can’t control my SuperPac better than you can’t control your SuperPac! Wait, what?

What did I miss? Has Romney produced copies of his tax returns and birth certificate yet?

Thought about watching for all of a second. Still sick and just don’t want to deal with the same old bullshit.

*goes and crawls under covers again*

Releasing Mittens’ taxes prompted cheers.

Entitlement! Drink.

Hadn’t decided that beforehand, but it seems like a good policy going forward.

And so European.

Mitt: “Can you say President Perfectly Lubricated Weathervane?”

The state of South Carolina is at war with this administration? I’m sure we know who fired first!

The livestream I found stretches the pic horizontally and makes everyone look like Thunderbirds puppets.

Or maybe this is reality.

It’s harder to find work when you can’t find work, so let’s make it easier for those people by cutting them off.

Oh yes, I’m sure somebody at that dreadful Effluents or whatever that horrid thing is called is delighted to know that all she needs is a retraining program, because being in pharmaceutical R&D was obviously not enough.

Get government out of the American economy! It’s as easy as getting out jobs!

China alone has opened up major markets just on the basis of what I sent them!

Mitt: “THE TAXES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH.”

Paul: “To save money, we will fight our next war on American soil.”

“Out of OUR pockets” Mitt? Okay.

Flat tax.
Flat tax.
Flat tax.

Flattened country.

Mitt hadn’t planned on releasing his taxes. This is such a surprise!

Gov. Romney’s father was MESSICAN. How many SS numbers do you have, Gov. Romney???

Mitt: “I will reveal the bombshells in my tax records when hell freezes over you suckers declare me the nominee in April.”

Mitt: “Hey, I can remember when I was worried about getting a green card.”

Oh Dr. Paul. A delicious corned beef and glass shard sandwich.

Newt: child labor is excellent for the poor!

Newt channels Palin: “We will rescue the American economy by selling donuts.”

SPUDNUTS!

Gingrich/Palin 2012!!!!

First of all Juan, you’re well aware that your people are lazy bums who are only being indulged by the Food Stamp president, so stop looking all outraged and P.C., ‘kay?

Thank goodness Newt is here to lift up the Poors’ self-esteem. Let a thousand children’s donut factories bloom!

Thank goodness Newt is here to lift up the Poors’ self-esteem.

Hey, he really put that Juan Williams in his place.

Paul: “I voted for the authority to go after Bin Laden. I never expected anybody to actually go through with it.”

Fox News needs to bring back the bell.

Paul: “I voted for the authority to go after Bin Laden. I never expected anybody to actually go through with it.”

lol

You guys are far more entertaining than any ole debate anyway. ;)

Fox News needs to bring back the bell.

Or a gong and shepherd’s crook..

Or a gong, in memory of Huntsman.

I’m not sure who getting lynched first on the way out of this debate - Paul or Juan Williams.

JINX Mrs. Polly!

Drink!

NO, Mittens.  Obama announced the GW Bush date of withdrawal from Afghanistan.

OK, YAFB, pint’s on me.

OMG, Mittens says we’re under attack! We have to pour everything we don’t have into the military!

Bret’s threatening them with The Bell.

If that fails, it’s The Comfy Chair.

Good lord, Santorum, “work in concert with the Arab League?”

MOOSLIN BETRAYER!

Oh, Lord.  The drunk dude from Texas is talking again.

Perry: “When you see a country ruled by an Islamic terrorist ....”

Free Republic’s servers implode as 10,000 wingnuts simultaneously type:

LIKE AMERICA?!!!!

Perry: peeing on Muslim corpses hain’t nuthin but payback! To say anything else is dethPICable.

Perry: “I joined the Armed Services for the uniform.”

Mittens knows he would never abuse the power he’ll say anything to get.

Hmmm. NDAA not popular with this crowd.

Paul compares war medals with Perry. Coming next: tattoos.

Shorter Perry on housing crisis:  Capital Gains, Baby!

Perry: I created a MILLION jobs, without a lick of hep from anybody! Yeah, that’s the ticket! A MILLION!

Keep the housing market strong! Kill housing loans to poorer people!

Mittens: I wouldn’t throw old people off of cliffs, ha, ha!

Obamacare has nothing to do with anything I would do, at all!

Obviously, I should have made every time Newt utters “HISTORY HISTORIAN HISTORIC” a drinking cue.

Solution to EVERYTHING: MAKE IT FLAT!

Love, Flat USers

Santorum’s starting to beat up on the furniture.

Just as well there’s no rug.

Just as well there’s no rug.

Unless Rand Paul’s in the audience.

I should have made every time Newt utters “HISTORY HISTORIAN HISTORIC” a drinking cue.

Also: “I balanced the budget four years in a row.”

OOOPS. Oh Mittens!

In the private sector, you balance your budget, or Mitt Romney puts you out of business.

Mitt may not be the great hunter, but he is doing an excellent impersonation of Elmer Fudd.

Watch for a certain Kwittin’ Image to enjoy his little Moose/Elk mix-up.

If he’d hunted Moose, then he’d have been able to boast that he’d shot and Moose AND Squirrel.

“Shot AT Moose and Squirrel.” Mitt’s nervous stuttering when required to be human is rubbing off on me. But I’m human, all too human!

Newt is rattled. Goes for a cheap shot about “If Romney can’t control his SuperPAC, how the hell is he going to run a country?”

Campaign law, campaign schlaw.

Mitt is really REALLY worried about Newt’s “King of Bain” ad.

Mitt’s SuperPac isn’t nearly dishonest as Newt’s SuperPac, and here aren’t the facts to prove it!

Mitt would like an end to SuperPacs, and let people/corporations donate to whomever they want!

Should we refer to them as peoporations, or corple?

Back to the Mexico border again.

Perry still saying “When I’m the president of the United States” with a straight face.

And Newt waffles them out.

Play them off, piano cat.

Oh boy o boy, it is done, but we still have the spin room, those of you who aren’t nauseated enough already.

Low point of the evening nominees?

They’re just going to keep doing these debate things forever, aren’t they?

What circle of Hell does that make this?

Perry invokes Daniel Pearl to legitimize peeing on Muslim corpses, is the first thing that springs to mind.

Fox now looking at the result of its Twitter exercise where people could vote “Answer” or “Dodge” on speakers’ responses on various issues. Mitt consistently scores well in the “Dodge” column.

I don’t know, Xecky: does Hell have a Dress Circle?

Low point of the evening nominees?

Pretty well any time Santorum opened his trap.

Fox now looking at the result of its Twitter exercise where people could vote “Answer” or “Dodge” on speakers’ responses on various issues. Mitt consistently scores well in the “Dodge” column.

The Guardian liveblog’s expert spin shows why I’m a rank amateur:

Fox News has a Twitter gadget showing if viewers liked or disliked candidate’s answers. Looks like everyone thinks Mitt Romney is an evasive charlatan. This probably makes him a more attractive candidate.

I wonder if Juan Williams will dream of NPR after being booed for questioning Newt’s contempt tonight.

does Hell have a Dress Circle?

I don’t know - I’m such a hippie I’m sure I’m headed for the Drum Circle.

Oh, good grief. Now they’re streaming Shaun Hannity at me.

There’s barrel bottom below the bottom of the barrel. It’s barrel bottoms all the way down.

Where was Stephen Colbert tonight, and when can we look forward to his calling on his SuperPac to edit out inaccuracies?

Now they’re flashing up: “Coming next ... DICK MORRIS.”

That’s it. They’ve lost me. Pondering that Frank Luntz is no stranger to the Flowbee isn’t cutting it.

Where was Stephen Colbert tonight

With 5% in the polls, he should have been there. Gary Johnsoned.

You know, we all have to rest up for Thursday, but look, Sean’s got Mitt! Well-furred foreheads agree, Obama wants to turn Murka into Yurp!

Y’all do know it is no longer Colbert’s SuperPAC, don’t you?  He transferred ownership, all legal, proper and official-like, to one ‘Jon Stewart’. It was done live on Colbert’s show. This was so Colbert could legally form an Exploratory Committee to consider running for President of the United States of South Carolina.

The new name for the SuperPAC - which has the staff of the old organization, again all legal - is something like ‘The Not Officially Connected to Stephen Colbert SuperPAC’.

O indeed, meep, I had heard that Stephen Colbert’s erstwhile SuperPAC was now in the hands of somebody wholly not Stephen Colbert.

Considering Stewart and Colbert’s sometimes fraught relationship, could the “Not Officially connected to Stephen Colbert SuperPAC” be the first SuperPAC to go really rogue?

Now Newt’s up with Sean. Apparently liberals have been preventing kids from applying for work at McDonald’s. By extending unemployment, or something.

And those overpaid janitors, who could be fired and hundreds of kids hired to scrub toilets in their place! That’s how to create jobs! Makes perfect sense, if you back up enough to put it in a historical context~~~about a thousand light years ought to do it.

I doubt it will go rogue, Mrs. Polly, unless it is scripted to do so in advance.  I do hope it is an impish SuperPAC, one that provides dancing and mockery in the dreams of some of those self-important “conservative intellekshewul” Justices on the U.S. Supreme Court.

ut, but I think Colbert figured out how to acquire votes in the SC GOP primary, without his name being on the ballot, and despite the prohibition against write-ins.)

The hell ass balls is that? It’s fucking awesome.