Give Real World the Red Hook

Those poor bastards in Red Hook, Brooklyn (a neighborhood near the Rumproast HQ)  thought they had it bad when Ikea laid a giant unassembled turd on their turf, but, sweet jeebus, it just doesn’t get any worse that this. My heartfelt condolences. If I lived there I’d be organizing a crew to saw Pier 40 off at its base and push it into the bay.

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/01/08 at 12:20 PM • Permalink

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Will The Real World run into The Horror at Red Hook?

Comment by Comrade Kevin on 12/01/08 at 01:43 PM

One could only hope.

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/01/08 at 01:46 PM

If I lived there I’d be organizing a crew to saw Pier 40 off at its base and push it into the bay.

Good idea. Real World invaded downtown Denver a couple of years ago.  “Hideous blight” is one of the descriptions I remember reading at the time.

Comment by marindenver on 12/01/08 at 01:58 PM

What, Park Slope wasn’t suitably uptight for them?

Comment by Tom65 on 12/01/08 at 02:38 PM

Personally, I favor several gallons of honey and fire ants.

Will The Real World run into The Horror at Red Hook?

There are some things even the Elder Races fear.

MTV Ftagn!

Comment by hunger tallest palin on 12/01/08 at 02:57 PM

Red Hook spawned fuck-faced radio Nazi Jim Quinn, whose syndicated wingnut broadcast emanates from the otherwise solidly democratic People’s Republic of Pittsburgh.

I will personally donate aid, if they take him back.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Jim Quinn P’ittsburgh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 12/02/08 at 01:05 AM

I wonder how much fun they are having taking the bus to the F train - what the fuck?

Comment by missmira on 12/02/08 at 01:55 PM
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